Deliberate and frightening use of design skills. One half of @perform_pod https://xitter.cf/t.co/dLo2XD1YjI https://xitter.cf/t.co/PPJLTqizcx

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There is no such thing as an "English" breakfast. Sausages are made of atoms, formed a few millionths of a second after the big bang from quarks, 13.7 billion years ago.
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Stonehaven Portlethen Laurencekirk Montrose.
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“We were texting back and forth, it was going very well, so I thought I’d send her a pic of the old marmalade gherkin.. then she blocked me.”
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Well reality is wrong because pedestrianisation and LTNs reduce traffic across the board
The traffic on Wigmore St on Day 1 of pedestrianised Oxford St 😬
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Seb Lorde Pobl Y Cwm Chateau-Marmont
Your graphic designer name is basically the most number of bourgeois names you can think of rammed together
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explain your username.
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A “conversation with the British public about our long-term future”. Is this like how when I was five my mum “had a conversation” with me about bed times?
Exclusive from @benclatworthy Britain is holding talks with the EU about a potential return to free movement and other options for closer alignment The Times has been told that the UK is discussing a series of options about the future relationship which are due to be unveiled within weeks Andy Burnham plans to set out his vision for closer ties with the bloc, including the potential of rejoining the union, and have a “conversation with the British public about our long-term future” The options that will be presented are being discussed with officials in Brussels to ensure both sides would ultimately be able to agree One source said all such routes would be “discussed using diplomatic channels” before any “big bang” launch of the options on the table thetimes.com/article/4ef6707…
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'And in addition to Number 10 North, I'm delighted to announce that we have now set up Number 10 Brussels.'
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Brando Proust McFlyrry Railton
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Also worth pointing out that the people campaigning to rejoin are not a million strong army of Brexit voters with buyer’s remorse but exactly the same people who told us to vote Remain the first time around. Quelle surprise!
The economics are irrelevant. They despise us, hate that we got one over them and want payback. That’s all. Butthurt losers.
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Rough sleeping we can choose to accept or not. Stopping the boats we have no choice over.
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The economics are irrelevant. They despise us, hate that we got one over them and want payback. That’s all. Butthurt losers.
'Leaving the European Union was the biggest act of economic self harm any country has ever committed' Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told #BBCBreakfast Andy Burnham 'is spot on' about having an "honest discussion" ove the prospect of returning to free movement between the UK and European Union bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e3…
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The environmental schtick of calling everything that isn’t a car “human powered transit” has naturally lead to the assumption that bikes and walking are the same and can share spaces.
Cyclists are continuing to ride along the newly pedestrianised section of Oxford Street, despite being asked to dismount. Around seven security staff have been stationed near Oxford Circus, calling out to cyclists to get off their bikes, with mixed success. More on this story ➡️ bbc.in/3W32bbT #OxfordStreet #London #Cycling #Pedestrianisation
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I think it was @typofoto who QT'd Trump's "LAW AND ORDER" Tweet with "CAGNEY AND LACEY"
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Catch us on Michael Portillo talking about the #JamesBond #007 casting.
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Best Alex Dale Tweet
50%That one about breakfast
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Rank some things and argue over them. Go!
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WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT YEAR? WHO’S THE PRESIDENT???
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