Hello, I’m a mom.

Joined January 2013
Southside shaaaaaaaawty.
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Does Megan know what she did with thin ice??
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y'all hear that?? that's the sound of millennials pulling out them jean jackets.
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MamaT retweeted
Getting older means your arm has to be in just the right position when you go to bed if you want to use it the next day
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im so happy heels were invented like omg what a sexy contribution to the world
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#TINATUESDAY FREESTYLES OUT ON STREAMING AT 12PM ET TODAY HOTTIES ❄️❄️❄️
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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BUBBA????? bubba for nike???? pls i feel so parasocial abt this
New Nike ad. “Nothing is given in the City of Brotherly Love. A new chapter begins in Philly with a simple declaration.”
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Big big Michael Michael.
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Being sick in a different state < not sexy.
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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Oh hell no
Tyler Perry has reportedly been named Netflix’s new Head of Film.
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I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat
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Cardi B opens her Tiny Desk Concert with “Hello”🔥
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twitter sent me 5 bucks ?
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angel anok 🪽
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They got Facebook marketplace in Paris?? I need me some tings.
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Megan Thee VS ANGEL 🪽🪽🪽🥹🥹🥹
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the other ref taking a knee is SENDING me 😭
They brought out the cart for the ref 😭
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All of the Tesla jokes have me crying laughing.
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