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Me:*receives offering basket at church*
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Me:*struggles to fit slaughtered lamb in the offering basket at church*
Hey y’all, I just learned that @Pringles are made in Jackson, Tennessee! Thanks @charliemcq4 for the info
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Hypothesis:
Only a bastardized version of Christianity has flourished in America, because it has to appeal to the American ideal of privileged, wealthy, and comfortable people without asking for anything to change.
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ugh why cant i make it so all my social media ignores any content w kylie jenner 😢😢
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Donald Trump and twitter is the worst presidential duo since JFK and convertibles
Incase you didn’t know, @AngelaKinsey and @jennafischer just released the first episode of their podcast where they talk about each episode of the Office and what was happening behind the scenes. I’m super here for it. 🙌🏽😍 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Country music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :)
Pop punk music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :(
These ones specifically. I’m actually too broke to buy them but here’s my Venmo incase you’re feeling sorry for me: @Jadon-Tanguma















