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Microwave Egg
1 egg
1tbsp mayonnaise
2oz water
black pepper
1/2tsp white vinegar (optional)
beat in bowl with fork for 5 minutes. Yes five minutes. It should change texture.
Pour onto plate, microwave for 30 seconds
turns into S++ tier hotel scrambled egg
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I won't be playing gta6 and that's because i am female but I'm happy for you if you will be playing gta6 and you're excited about gta6 and you're looking forward to gta6 bc i support you but i won't be playing gta6 it's too violent and not fun 5 me and im a female, thankyou.
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Harley taking over the H3 podcast would be the best thing to happen for the future of it. Hila isn't a strong enough personality. Nobody knows any of the other cast. Harley is recognizeable and loved by a lot of people.
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did more happen with ethan klein and his kwebblekop hoe, or is Ireland so behind that they're trending again
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This GoFundMe culture is out of control. Yes, I’m sorry you got harassed, and you didn’t deserve it, but you should’ve controlled your emotions. Giving this guy $100K+ is the dumbest thing imaginable.
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Replying to @plantationdrip
His entire existence is devoted to fucking the ugly girls who come to his shows and every single sentence he speaks is to further that goal.
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Got my first deer this morning.
What ammo did I use?
2006 Honda VTX1300
I'm sore
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This retarded faggot is inviting me to be the bull and I'm happy to say that I accept! I will be the bull.
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You have to admit it’s kind of sweet that he cheated on his wife with a woman who looks just like her
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE LOS ANGELES KINGS HAVE FINALLY WON A GAME
#GoKingsGo
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I'm sorry but when artists go like "my art is better than this AI slop" and then post art that's not like super impressive it's just really embarrassing.
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Replying to @miss1mediocrity
God loves to see us happy for others and to pray that God increases their blessings while also giving you what you heart desires :)




























