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Darcy Barnes

@TasingtheGods

I may not be a super soldier, a genius, a master assassin, or a god, but I am @Cryo_Soldier's anchor and wife and I'm damn proud of it. #Thirteen #Marvel

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2014
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She has definitely changed her ringtone for Darcy now. @TasingtheGods
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“Soldier-Boy is an expert at gettin’ rid of my headaches.”
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“Am I still your safe place, @Cryo_Soldier?”
“Lokster is clearly feelin’ spicy tonight.”
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“I’m totally innocent. I like vanilla sex with my totally normal husband.” She tried her hardest not to burst out laughing.
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"You are so past getting to play innocent." She made a tsk sound, finally getting control of herself enough to pour the wine, which she walked back to the table.
“What?” she said in her most innocent, sing-song voice.
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Now, she was positively cackling. Jane found it difficult to open the new bottle with the way she was hunched over the counter, tears in her eyes and beet red cheeks. "Oh..my god."
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Devilishly, Darcy smirked. Maybe it was the alcohol or maybe it was just her innate need to tease her best friend. “Oh, the things that arm can do, girl~ Plus, that Super Soldier Serum? Ugh.”
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Cue the throwing up of her hands and the vehement shaking of her head. "Nope!! Didn't need to know that, either. I mean- metal arm and all... forget I said that.." The scientist was on her feet quickly, searching quickly for another bottle.
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“Exactly! Like, he’s great at speeches, but totally can’t talk to him ‘bout sex. It would be to weird, I might hear somethin’ I don’t wanna hear and I mean, James and I are into some kinky shit, but still.”
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She blinked. Repeatedly. "Darcy... I think we need another bottle of wine, because I can't with that mental image."
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“What?!” the brunette said, innocently, throwing up her hands. “It’s always the super quiet and innocent ones, right? And he’s Captain America, so... Maybe him and Sharon have a sex dungeon and no one would know!”
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Jane snorted a laugh. "Oh... my god.." Cue the busting up. "Darcy!!"
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She lowered her voice, almost conspiratorially. “What if he’s into like, super kinky shit?”
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Cue the nose wrinkle. "Right.."
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“He’s like a brother! And he’s like a brother to James! It would be way too weird! Besides, what if he tells me what /he/ does with his wife? Double weird.”
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"Maybe if we get you drunk enough... and him, too...but wait... he can't get drunk!"
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“Totally am not gonna talk ‘bout sex with Captain America. Awwwwkwaaaaaard.”
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“Thinkin’ ‘bout gettin’ my Doctorate. Cuz, why not? Follow Janey’a footsteps AND bake. Plus, the trainin’ from the hubby. Dr. Kung Fu Baker. A new reality show comin’ the Netflix.”
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“Glasses. Ran out of contacts.”
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"No kink shaming. But can we talk about what the heck you're wearing?"
“...@Cryo_Soldier and I totally aren’t kinky. Nope. Nope.”
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“Babe! @Cryo_Soldier! We should go on a date.”
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“I don’t know what...what to do...”
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“DISNEY WORLD!”
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