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Taylor Cohen

@Tayco8

You're not the boss of me! Unless you're my boss. or Bruce Springsteen.

 Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Joined November 2009
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Demetrious Johnson doing some fighter impersonations
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I once worked for a company called Schorem, which means Scrotum in Dutch and I still think GoDaddy is the most disgusting company name ever.
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✨ I'm manifesting big things this year ✨ Start your year with intention. Enter for a chance to win a Manifestation Kit from @Chime: chime.com/manifest #ChimeManifest #Sweeps
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@alyankovic16 Oct 2022
I hesitate to share this, but... youtu.be/1GpleZfNiis
"Weird Al" Yankovic on PM Magazine (1981)

"Weird Al" Yankovic on PM Magazine (1981)

Yes, this is terrible. Give me a break, it was one of the first tim...

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I know what canon is I know what cannon is @AuntyDonnaBoys
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Al Yankovic
@alyankovic29 Sep 2022
RIP Coolio
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Writing a screenplay starting with title and working backward toward concept: Thrupple Trouble IV: The ghost of McConahay.
I really loved @Gabrus on 30 Rock! @RBTVpod #WhenWorldsCollide
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It’s pompous to pronounce Karate as ‘ka-raw-TAY.” Like, we get it… you know a lot about Spongebob…
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I like in ‘Can I Get A…’ when Amli says to Jay-Z, “We ain’t gotta be rich, but f*ck that, how we gon’ get around on your bus pass, ‘fo I put this 🐈‍⬛ on ya mustache….” I mean, you just answered your own question, dummy… his bus pass.
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Replying to @ScottAukerman
@ScottAukerman @PFTompkins HAPPY WET DAY, YOU GUYS!! #WetDay #HappyWetDay
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#happywetday is an unsettling hashtag.
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When we roll 20 deep there’s 20 knives in the club.
Spoilie! There are not one, but TWO #HarleyQuinn’s in #OnceUponATimeInHollywood and I can’t understand why nobody’s talking about it!!! @MargotRobbie #HarleyQuinnSmith
It’s 2018. #HoldTheMayo by #TheBachelorBrothers will air this year.. #KookyKavemen @ComedyBangBang @neilerdude @paulrust #DinoRock @chelseaperetti @ScottAukerman (Sorry for this status). #ComedyBangMe
#ItsChaosBeKind
Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT
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The shortcomings of a tall Cummings... is this funny? I love you. @WhitneyCummings
I’m eternally happy I sent my parents to see @WhitneyCummings live last month. If I gain nothing else from #ImFineAndOtherLies, Ive gained the knowledge that Jason Schwartzman is related to Nicholas Cage. (On pg16 and my life is already changed for the better!)
Season 2, Dylan joins the Navy!!!??? @AVTVSeries The ULTIMATE #AmericanVandal!! #WhoDrewTheDicks? xitter.gq/thehill/status/9315490…
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@thehill17 Nov 2017
Navy admits that pilot drew penis in sky hill.cm/4dMF29K
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