Rinn.

Womanhood is smoking a cigarette with your lip smackers roll on watermelon lip gloss on.

This is the funniest fucking thing.

Did we ever consider Carmen Sandiego might be in San Diego?

C U N T

Votes as Democratic as I could (and some Green Party) there way republican only votes (like they were the only ones for that category)

Truth hurts sometimes

Damn guess I’m homophobic. Dallas Stars should be the one in the homophobic bc they actually are homophobic.

Me: shaking my leg because anxiety Me: stops shaking my leg because it’s making the coffee slosh around and making me sick Me: shaking my leg because anxiety Me: stops shaking my leg because it’s making the coffee slosh around and making me sick Me: shaking my leg because an….

Coworker: “how many dimes are in a roll?” Me: “Five dollars?” Coworker: “No how many dimes” Me: “Fifty dimes dude FIFTY DIMES” Who I feel like:

The ducks losing on the east coast is making me !!!!!!! its embarrassing.

I got side tracked by jalen thomas brooks, I forgot i was watching the ducks playing.

Wore Ilya to work today. All day was “IS THAT A STEELERS JERSEY” I just lied and said it was Boston bruins jersey

I love Belmont.

Husso needs to start swinging. I think that woukd be the best thing to do.

Realizing I can DM Shane if I want. Shane, you are about to regret following me.

I have a feeling Belmont might block me on IG. I called him the stupidest man on earth but i find it so endearing. LOL

Water.