Parody | 𝑩𝒊𝒍𝒃𝒐 𝑩𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒔

"I have no idea what to expect, but I will go." MDNI | Mun 30+

|| when you have cramps and your cat stole the much needed heating pad. 🥲

That is much more to his taste, an opportunity he will gladly take. He does miss the beauty and grandeur of Rivendell, and he does have the need for an adventure. Well, only a small one. He's had enough excitement for a lifetime.

Annihilate— No. No that is far 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 excitement. And he would only be in the way. Or ... dead. Not what he was looking for.

It 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 have been a tad more exciting for his taste. But at least the food was plenty.

This day has been uneventful. Hm.

He smirks, hands on the lapels of his jacket. "Still underestimating my kind, are you?"

Stomach is full, time for bed!

𝘞𝘩𝘰! Is at the door! At this 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳???

A cold and crisp day, the perfect excuse to stay inside and avoid people.

"Is that how you greet friends?"

"Not as fun when it is thrown back at you, is it?" He says with a soft chuckle. "Can I invite you in for wine? Tea? Cheese?" Oh he can not wait to see his friend's face when he discovers that he purchased a set of proper sized dinnerware for when the wizard visits!

"Is it a good evening? Or do you wish it is? Or do you expect it to be an evening that is good?"

|| smaug seriously should not be as hot as he is 😭