Award-Winning Game Developer • Cosplayer • Musician • Founder @ABetterABK • Sicilian-American 🇮🇹 Views and opinions are my own and not my employers

Northern California, USA
Joined August 2026
Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch 'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.' aftermath.site/sucker-punch-…
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Reminder her husband is a registered sex offender and cannot be near children
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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Staying up late with friends, but everyone’s over 30:
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“who should we lay off first” CEOs:
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Replying to @Glinner
This is why your wife left you, Graham.
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What I look like trying to order a drink at the bar
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Best Cybersecurity Awareness Month ever. 😭
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Hackers in movies: “I infiltrated the internet security company and connected my hacker drive into it” Hackers in real life: “An indian tech company set the password to 4”
‼️ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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I just started coding with PHP this morning, anything I should look out for?
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Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.
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Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.
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I accidentally pooped my pants during a meeting today But it wasn't a crisis—It was an opportunity to lean into vulnerability and practice radical composure during an unexpected operational disruption in the workplace. These moments remind us that true leadership is about navigating discomfort with grace, maintaining professionalism under pressure, and quickly pivoting to contingency protocols. With my steady hand at the ship, others in the room were hardly bothered by the foul stench emanating from my pants Grateful for the chance to strengthen my resilience muscle and model authenticity for the team. #GrowthMindset #WorkplaceResilience #AuthenticLeadership #AlwaysLearning
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when you make a joke in work chat and get three clap emojis
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Ratts Tyerell 🥀🕊️
What are some of your favorite random noises made by Glup Shittos in Star Wars. I'm quite partial to this one
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Immature? Yes but I still giggled.
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Biddy Blas has cracked open his first beer of the day at 8:36 am.
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serving cunt and the empire
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I’m crying he’s literally 4 apples tall 😭😭
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I’m playing Galactic Racer drunk as hell because it feels the closest to how Sebulba would have done it
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Biddy Blas has made it to WWE Smackdown 📸 @djid4
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