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Digital Marketing & IT Consultant. Owner of 3M Digital UK & No Strings Society. Tech nerd. Political Ronin. Filthy gym rat. I'll bench press your nan.

Oxford, England
Joined October 2010
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I was just referencing his age. I think he’s young right? A lot of guys say they don’t care about kids at that age until they realize you have no legacy to leave when you don’t have a bloodline
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The left and right are both claiming 2 tier justice. Both are too retarded to see they're being played off against each other. xitter.gq/samuelsweek/status/209…
The precedent has been set. The toothpaste won’t go back in the tube. Ask yourself why fascist thugs can attack and disrupt operations in Dover and Portsmouth without consequence whilst Just Stop Oil activists get prison sentences for Zoom meetings. Real two-tier justice.
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Quick reminder that the men are not sacrificing money or themselves to work, they are sacrificing once in a lifetime memories. The first steps, the first words, sports days, Christmas events etc...These can never be reclaimed. That is the sacrifice. xitter.gq/Alizahuyarr/status/206…
Just a quick reminder that the man who "goes to work to support his family" is sacrificing nothing and would still have to work without a family. He'd have more disposable income, sure, but a man who has a family to support has chosen to spend his disposable income on the privilege of having a family. It's an exchange, not a sacrifice, and it's an exchange that heavily favours him because if men had to pay professionals to do the labour their wives are doing, most men couldn't afford it.
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Hi @Tesco. Leave the man alone. He's right. They're lazy cunts. He didn't harm anyone, and you're feeding the Karen by acknowledging this. Leave.him.alone. xitter.gq/kInGcNnCM/status/20532…
Hi @Tesco just been to burn road Tesco in Hartlepool and one of the trolly collection people said loudly that the customers are fucking lazy bastard's and repeated that they're fucking lazy cunts. Not happy hearing this. Very inappropriate and not what I expect from Tesco stores
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I place my son in the graveyard and end my turn.
Mother placed a Yu-Gi-Oh tombstone at her son's grave who died of cancer in 2021. Her son was a massive Yu-Gi-Oh fan.
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Bills should be split relative to income. However, if you're earning 5.5k you should be paying that bill. Support your woman, you pussy xitter.gq/PatronesHumanos/status…
Mi novia se ha enfadado: Queremos ahorrar para un piso. Yo cobro 5.500€ Ella cobra 1.400€ Le propongo ir a medias: Yo → 600€ Ella → 600€ Pero dice que no. Que como gano mucho más, debería ser: Yo → 1.000€ Ella → 200€ Dice que es “lo justo”. Yo no lo veo así. ¿Quién está equivocado?
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The fuck do you mean "back in the day"? xitter.gq/Socket1Sophie/status/2…
Someone just told me that back in the day, Stella Artois was referred to in some boozers as ‘Wife beater’. If true, I mean, wow 😮
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Start painting England flags over pot holes. They might start filling the cunts in xitter.gq/NotFarLeftAtAll/status…
Council paint over red crosses on zebra crossings and mini roundabouts
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We need mandatory IQ tests before access to the internet. These people can't be trusted with technology and access to information xitter.gq/KeithSakata/status/195…
I’m a psychiatrist. In 2025, I’ve seen 12 people hospitalized after losing touch with reality because of AI. Online, I’m seeing the same pattern. Here’s what “AI psychosis” looks like, and why it’s spreading fast: 🧵
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Bring back the good old days of quote tweeting the Prime Minister of the UK, calling him a cunt and mocking him for fucking a pig.
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*taps the news cycle sign*
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Bro forgot what living in the UK is like. xitter.gq/BGatesIsaPyscho/status…
🇬🇧 This is the UK Sky It’s been like this 7 days straight now, all since last weekend where thousands of videos circulated showing Britains massive spraying efforts. Anyone else wondering why they haven’t seen the Sun or any Blue Skies in a week yet? Not normal.
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The UK has had a reputation for cloudy skies for over 2000 years. Gnaeus Julius Agricola (70 CE) "The sky is overcast with continual rain and cloud," roman-britain.co.uk/classical-refe… (xii.3)
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Starfield is fucking lit and I'll die on this hill xitter.gq/ShitpostRock/status/18…
Starfield came out with a DLC today and i have not seen a single person give a fuck Truly magical how far Bethesda has fallen
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I consume 400mg before throwing metal discs around. Am I immortal? xitter.gq/foundmyfitness/status/…
Drinking 3 cups of coffee or 200–300 mg of caffeine per day lowers your risk of developing diabetes, heart disease, or stroke by up to 48%! Compared to people who don’t consume coffee or caffeine, people who are moderate consumers are less likely to have new-onset cardiometabolic disease, according to a new study. They’re also less likely to progress to multimorbidity—the presence of two or more conditions—during a follow-up period of nearly 12 years. Although a moderate intake was associated with the lowest risk, even high intakes of coffee and caffeine were protective! For example, consuming 4–5 cups of coffee per day was associated with a 35–40% lower disease risk compared to people who never consume coffee. For caffeine, consuming as much as 400 mg or more per day was associated with a 41% lower risk. This might have something to do with lipoproteins—metabolites expressing HDL subclasses were positively associated with moderate coffee intake while those expressing VLDL subclasses showed a negative association. There is also good news for tea drinkers. People consuming 3–4 or more cups of tea per day were up to 40% less likely to develop cardiometabolic disease than non-tea drinkers. The takeaway? I don’t think this means you should drink more coffee, caffeine, or tea in hopes of reducing your disease risk. But if you’re already drinking a moderate amount of caffeinated beverages, I think it’s safe to say that you’re not harming your health, and you might even be protecting yourself against certain diseases. doi: 10.1210/clinem/dgae552
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Ubisoft stock is down 30% in 30 days, 50% this year to date and 83% in the last 5 years. Steep dive in price after Star Wars Outlaws launched, but the trend has been consistently downwards. Next major launch: Assassin's Creed Shadows, in about 2 months.
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Absolute 0 survival instinct. xitter.gq/BrandyLJensen/status/1…
more people in horror movies should realize what’s happening and off themselves in as peaceful a manner as possible. that’s what i would do
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Everyone agrees with this, though? Imane Khelif has superior genetics. That is what the Olympics is about, and should be celebrated, not criticised, and definitely not used as ammo by either side of the political spectrum. xitter.gq/MarcLobliner/status/18…
I take this abomination of men beating up women in boxing seriously. My daughter used to fight, and if put in this position, I would lose my mind. Men cannot be women.
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She's a female. Born female with high test levels (genetic anomaly). Eddie Hall has a genetic mutation that causes myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy – the 'Hercules Gene'. Unfair? Maybe. But it's why he's a champion.
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Posting shit like this is middle to upper-class boomer behaviour. You've made your money from property appreciation and/or you're a landlord with too much time on your hands. You cannot change my mind xitter.gq/keithhann/status/17885…
Found this outside my front door this morning. @McDonaldsUK as you manage to print so much information on receipts from your Whitchurch "drive-thru", why not add the car registration number of the purchaser to increase my chances of returning this to the person who discarded it?
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