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Tectone's Prison Cell
Joined June 2026
Tectone calls out Asmongold for ducking him "I remember when the name Asmongold carried weight in the gaming field. All you do now is make fun of woke shit in video games and you talk about politics and it's a damn shame because talking about politics, making fun of woke shit and actually beating hard games, that's the Asmongold I remember." "You'll never respond to this, you won't. Because you're up there in your ivory tower with all of your privilege and you realise that as long as people don't talk about this, you'll never have to do it, so you get to remain in your safe space." "A man who talks a lot of shit but will never correct the record about a man who sacrificed everything for him as we go. It's a goddamn shame. You'll never let your audience know that you lied. It's like it's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Khazan than you." "It's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Dark Souls 3 than you. Because despite you balding, gaining weight, getting paler, getting filthier by the goddamn day, none of that matters. That's one thing you know for a fact. I am better than you at video games, you know that for a goddamn fact and it destroys you." "All this can stop if you just admit that I did beat Great Ape Vegeta. If you just admit that I eclipsed your run in Khazan and Dark Souls 3. But you won't do it and that's a damn shame."
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Tectone says he’s going to beat Asmongold as the same class in WoW Forever "I have an announcement. I'm playing Warrior on PvE and Warlock on PvP. That's what I'm doing." "I'm going to go up to Asmongold twice and beat him as the same class. Preferably at the same level. I'm going to whip his ass playing the same character." "You do it underleveled or there's no honour. I'm joking, but a level 59 fighting a 60 is like an 800% power gap. Every level you unlock a new ability that increases your power by like 300%." "I don't care whether you watch me or not. It is what it is. I'm not really too worried about it. I'd love for you guys to chill here, but I'm not going to guilt anybody into watching."
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Tectone says you’ll never be able to retire so do a job you love "Nobody watches me and thinks this guy works a 9 to 5 making $10,000. I’m a multi-millionaire with a paid off house and I still can’t retire at 32. I don’t desire a Lamborghini or a multi mansion. I just want my wife and kids and to be left the fuck alone." "The fact that I’m being told I need $7 million to retire at 32 is fucking crazy to me. How the fuck is anybody ever supposed to retire and actually enjoy their lives? The answer is you’re not allowed to." "I’m probably one fifth or one sixth the size of Asmongold, and I’m in the top 0.1% of America, and I still can’t retire at 32. So the unattainable dream is becoming the top 1% of the top 1%, and even then you can’t retire. What the fuck is anybody supposed to do? "That’s why I always say how much money you make from your job doesn’t matter, because you’re never going to retire from it. Do something that you love, because you’re doing that for the rest of your fucking life." "That’s the only thing that matters if you enjoy your job. That’s the happiest you’ll ever be."
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Tectone recommends not watching Wildwood because it’s pushing woke agendas on kids "Within the first two minutes of the movie, they make it about gay trans shit. They’re talking about this baby and say ‘whoever they decide to marry, he, she, or they.’ They literally throw it in your face." "Me and Sophia looked at each other and said ‘what the fuck?’ We were going to leave, but then I said let’s make it a game and see how much woke shit is in this movie." "Main character is a bad bitch girlboss. Main male character is a feminine weak crybaby. First Black woman on screen is a strong powerful lesbian with her wife. Then there’s a white man and a Black dude making out before they go to battle." "I’d give this a solid 8 to 9 on the wokeometer. They’re making children’s movies and putting this woke trans shit in it, and it’s fucking disgusting." "Sophia’s favourite movie of all time is Coraline, so she was very excited to see this. Same people that made that are now just a bunch of woke lesbians who made everything fucking gay." "Nowhere in any of the trailers or previews do they show any of this. So you buy your ticket, go in, and you’re like ‘oh fuck me, are you serious?’ It needs to stop."
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Tectone has a heart to heart with his chat about not blackpilling no matter how bad things get "I know how fucking awful it must be to be a normal guy right now. You can’t go out in public without seeing buildings getting destroyed, countries like the UK, Ireland, and France being obliterated by immigrants, and men in women’s restrooms. It really feels like the world is falling apart." "The world needs more normal people who aren’t afraid to just be normal, unapologetically. Blackpilling is exactly what these people want. They want you to say ‘it doesn’t affect me’ and give up." "You don’t even have to make it a big thing. Just say what needs to be said and move on. Like, ‘Yeah, I don’t really fuck with trans people, you guys wanna play Valheim?’ Or ‘I feel like millions of people need to get the fuck out of our country, I like feeling safe on my streets.’ That’s how you get things back to normal." "This generation is going to go down in the history books as one of the stupidest of all time, and I firmly believe it’s the water. Our water was tested in Austin, Texas and New York and they found chemicals and pharmaceuticals that make you androgynous and sterile. That’s why everybody is becoming gay and retarded." "Thank you guys for being normal and not blackpilling or just rolling over. If you’re wondering why everything feels off, start drinking bottled water or get a water purification system and see if you feel better after a couple months. I really wish I was joking, but I’m not."
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Tectone explains why The Right focuses so much on The Trans movement "Trans people are less than 1% of the population, but we’re catering our entire society to them because they get so angry on social media. People are fearful for their jobs and livelihoods." "Gender dysphoria and schizophrenia are both mental illnesses. We tell schizophrenics to ignore the voices, but we tell people with gender dysphoria to listen to them and alter their body." "Gender dysphoria is the only mental illness where people advocate for you to change your body and your life because of it. You shouldn’t embrace it, you should fight it." "You wouldn’t tell an alcoholic to drink more or a drug addict to use more. You’d tell them to stop. Why are we telling people with gender dysphoria to lean into it instead of fighting it?"
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Tectone goes off on QTCinderella for DMCA striking small creators and clippers “I’m hearing rumours that QTCinderella is issuing mass takedowns on anyone criticising her or clipping her. If this is true, the internet is about to have a field day. Disgusting. When creators abuse the DMCA system to silence fair criticism.” “If QTCinderella is going to DMCA smaller creators and fake use the copyright strike system on their channels, I will react to all of them and publish them on my YouTube. QTCinderella, I dare you to try to shut down my channel. I would love nothing more to go on break and sue the fuck out of you, because this is disgusting and you’re doing this to smaller channels because you understand that they don’t have the money to combat someone like you.” “You cannot do this accidentally. This is very purposeful… There’s blatant DMCA abuse. You can’t just take down clips because they’re inconvenient.”
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Tectone defends Clavicular and calls the framing manipulative "This is all disingenuous framing to make Clavicular seem even worse because God forbid we just report the fucking truth and once again, I don't know all the details but I do know the framing and this framing is incredibly bad faith and it's incredibly manipulative." "This is my rule. if you go to a club and there's a minor in there because they show a fake I.D., you asked them if they were 18, they said yes, they're 18 and then you have sex with that person that is not on you and I don't know how the fuck we're pretending that that's on the guy or the girl, who knows? Maybe the guy lied. Maybe the girl lied." "It's obviously sex underneath false pretences and I don't understand how that is the older man or the older woman's fault, it makes no sense. If anything, it's the club's fault but that's a slippery slope."
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Tectone says TenZ is lying to cover for Kyedae "I think he's lying to cover her ass because he wants to get on with his life and do you want to know why that is? Because I know John Choi, I've met John Choi and I already know seven other Asian women that man has fucked, ExtraEmily being one of them." "Hey if you don't want to be called a hoe then don't hang out with all the motherfuckers who engage in slut ass behaviour."
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Tectone realises he bought and has been wearing women’s glasses "These were 400 fucking dollars. Oh my God, I have to return them bro. My brain feels like it's been punched and beat with a fucking baseball bat." "I'm just fucking dumb, gay and r*tarded. Everybody knows it, It is what it is."
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Asmongold fires back at Tectone over the ducking callout "I know more about Dark Souls. I've forgotten more about Dark Souls than Elden Ring than Tectone knows. I know everything about the game, it wouldn't even be close. I would beat him because of pure knowledge" "I know how to bug out every single boss, I know how to take advantage of every exploit, how to get every item early, how to do the Infinite Souls glitch. You literally won't beat me because there's such a big knowledge difference, I'll just simply outmanoeuvre you." "I remember in Dark Souls 1 I had to take off all my gear when I was fighting Gwyn because I thought it would be anticlimactic for me to beat the last boss on my first try, I died on purpose on my first try because I thought it would just look bad." "You played Khazan on normal after I told you I played it on expert and then you looked and you had the plausible deniability that your editor told you that I played it on normal because expert wasn't in the game whenever the game originally came out and then you beat most of the game at the beginning on normal because you thought it was the same thing, even though I said in DM's that I beat it on expert." "Also the build that you were using was the spear build, that is the meta build that everybody uses all the time and if you look it up, you'll see that it's the strongest build for doing Khazan period and I think that you looked it up ahead of time because nobody would have figured that out and done everything exactly the way the build told you to." "The thing is that a lot of people are better than me at video games, but my ability to strategise and plan and organise a way to not have to be good at video games puts me above everybody else. I'm so much better at strategising and planning and knowing things that nobody else is better than me, that's the truth." "See he has this artificial ego because he played with the Whirligig Mace in Bloodborne and he thought because he could hold down the charged R2 and kill every boss really easily, that this makes him a good player"
Tectone calls out Asmongold for ducking him "I remember when the name Asmongold carried weight in the gaming field. All you do now is make fun of woke shit in video games and you talk about politics and it's a damn shame because talking about politics, making fun of woke shit and actually beating hard games, that's the Asmongold I remember." "You'll never respond to this, you won't. Because you're up there in your ivory tower with all of your privilege and you realise that as long as people don't talk about this, you'll never have to do it, so you get to remain in your safe space." "A man who talks a lot of shit but will never correct the record about a man who sacrificed everything for him as we go. It's a goddamn shame. You'll never let your audience know that you lied. It's like it's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Khazan than you." "It's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Dark Souls 3 than you. Because despite you balding, gaining weight, getting paler, getting filthier by the goddamn day, none of that matters. That's one thing you know for a fact. I am better than you at video games, you know that for a goddamn fact and it destroys you." "All this can stop if you just admit that I did beat Great Ape Vegeta. If you just admit that I eclipsed your run in Khazan and Dark Souls 3. But you won't do it and that's a damn shame."
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Tectone praises one of his head mods for turning down more money "I talked to Natedoggbruh this morning, he's a guy with many hats and he does many things for me and for one of those things he just straight up said 'I don't think you need to give me that much money, I'll just take a 66% pay cut and you should give that money to somebody else.'" "I don't think you guys understand how people like that in your life are just such good people. There needs to be more people like that, It's just a great thing." "I have some great people in this community."
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Tectone reveals his new glasses for the first time and chat immediately started roasting him "Yes this is my first stream with glasses and this is my official second day with glasses, I have two pairs." "I got another pair coming in later that Sofia picked out that I'm probably gonna be wearing long term, but I at least got some backup glasses" "They make me look like a dumb gay r*tard. But we're certainly trying it. it's kind of hard and disorienting because I'm used to not using my left eye at all. So it makes me feel weird when I have to wear glasses."
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Tectone shares another photo from his wedding 💍
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Tectone points out how similar Asmongold sounds to James Charles in his YouTube intros 😂
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Elon Musk replies under Tectone's viral Hasan resurfaced clip tweet 📰🚨
Tectone calls out Hasan with an old clip that just resurfaced 📰🚨 Hasan: “We want more immigrants to come into your countries and then they’re gonna fuck your sisters and then your daughters, We’re here to Destroy the White Race, Bitch.” Tectone: "So Twitch we just banned Asmongold but we’re not gonna ban the guy that wants illegals to rape our families???"
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Tectone reveals that Sophia’s family gave them $20,000 for their wedding 💍💰 "Guys none of my family gave me any money for my wedding and that's okay.. that's all right" "Only one friend gave me money on my registry.. Which by the way, I don't know if you're okay with me saying who that is.. You guys know this person, but I'm gonna wait.. They gave me $700 that shit was crazy" "Guy's Sophia's family gave us $20,000 like what the fuck? It was fucking crazy.. Sophia's family fucking loves me, It is insane"
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