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Ted

@Ted_Jumps

aspiring linguist // #BillsMafia // g(rad) student // SAT tutor // ESL Teacher // Erie Canal Enthusiast

 Buffalo, NY
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Joined July 2013
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Weird circumflex but ôkây
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if you squint your eyes you can see the republican party's logo
NFL on CBS 🏈 (@NFLonCBS) profile pictureNFL on CBS 🏈
@NFLonCBS10 Feb 2025
Cooper DeJean is the first player in history with a Super Bowl TD on his birthday
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Cooper DeJean is the first player in history with a Super Bowl TD on his birthday
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Breloom wearing a New York Mets hat and jersey.

ALT Breloom wearing a New York Mets hat and jersey.

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Is this the timeline where Tommy DeVito's agent's brother is a lawyer for Luigi Mangione?
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Follow with notifications turned on for all the latest updates on the case
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WAS fans pretending the term "redskin" has never bothered anyone
Wagon Burner 🪶 (@oodhamboi) profile pictureWagon Burner 🪶
@oodhamboi28 Nov 2024
When Indigenous people educate on the real history of Thanksgiving:
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Bills Mafia! Got 2 club level tix for the Bills vs. 49ers this weekend to hook up one lucky @thebuffalopod follower! To enter: 👍Like this post 🏈Repost 🤝Follow @thebuffalopod Comment why you and your buddy need these tix Winner selected by Friday at 8PM EST. @thebuffalpod will DM the lucky follower.
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they're calling it a PhD
Rachel (@femaleredhead) profile pictureRachel@femaleredhead20 Jul 2021
reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain
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chiefs fans discovering that the refs have been carrying their dynasty
Julio 🏆💍 (@RasheeTouchdown) profile pictureJulio 🏆💍
@RasheeTouchdown24 Nov 2024
Fire Andy Reid?
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Fire Andy Reid?
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Lamar aint even the most valuable player on his team 🥱
Steve Cooper (@coopuhscoopuh) profile pictureSteve Cooper@coopuhscoopuh19 Nov 2024
I will say, there should be no Question at this point, Josh Allen should be the clear MVP front runner. Lamar’s bad games have been worse than Josh’s.
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yet another scoring drive gift-wrapped to the chiefs via the refs...
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short a first down for 31 other teams
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Happy Veterans Day. 🇺🇸
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To sabotage reporting on climate change
Lise 🏳️‍⚧️ (@N4pstr) profile pictureLise 🏳️‍⚧️@N4pstr7 Nov 2024
dude I just remembered they wanna gut the national weather service like what the fuck is even your motivation for that
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Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second
SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) profile pictureSleeperNFL
@SleeperNFL7 Nov 2024
The Panthers have agreed to terms with RB Chuba Hubbard on 4-year, $33.2M contract extension, per @RapSheet MASSIVE PAYDAY for Chuba 💰
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Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.
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Elon’s election bots disappearing from Twitter today
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Every single guy in the Chiefs trenches is committing what would be a penalty for any other team.
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