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Texas A&M Alum. Proud Husband. Proud Father. Proud Friend. #GirlDad 🇼🇸🇦🇸

Joined December 2011
Missin my babies ❤️
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Feels good to be back 🏡 @budlight | #FTTB
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Didn’t they sing When I See U last time they beat us and now this?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭
Shane Beamer and the South Carolina football team serenaded his wife with some Rod Wave after beating Texas A&M Who says chivalry is dead
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My wife and kids had one job 😭😭😭 ANSWER THE DOOR FOR THE UPS MAN!!! Now imma be duoless this weekend like the rest of the common folks 🙁
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I paid the lil funky $20 to upgrade to premium because it said it would give me the below options and now it says these delivery options are unavailable 😭 it’s supposed to deliver today and I forgot none of us gon be home! I don’t even know how to use this old phone no more 😭😭
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Today's Threads🧵
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Sometimes being a Karen does work 🔥🔥🔥🔥 scheduled for tomorrow 🙏🏽
It might go to the UPS store….there’s still hope you can get it this weekend!
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My order hitting the door today 💪🏽
 Apple Store line waiting for the iPhone Duo, 59 st New York. 3:00 am
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Jayden Daniels does not know ball
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Jameis Winston discovers live on his podcast that Mike Evans viral jersey check was on Trevon Diggs—because he had no idea Diggs was even on the Seahawks. Jameis reveals what he Texted his former Buccaneers teammate, Mike Evans after the viral meme jersey check. “He [Mike Evans] really was curious of who this nameless DB was that was talking to him, because obviously he ain't know who he was." Jameis says he texted Mike Evans a “😂” emoji after the viral Jersey check, only to find out live during the show that the mystery player was actually Trevon Diggs. "I just sent him the laughing emoji. I was like, bro, like you are the goat, man. Like just for him to just have like the capacity to turn his jersey around and be like, like who is this guy talking to me?" "Like I just put a buck fifty on your head, man, and a touchdown and you got a, you, you, you think you can talk to me? Like, no, man. Like I'm Mike Evans, man. Sit your butt down." Host: "That's going to be a timeless meme. A timeless. That should go down as one of the all-time, one of my all-time favorites, man." "Mike knows his sports. Like Mike can tell you every high score and basketball, he knows all the boxing statistics. So he really was curious of who this nameless DB was that was talking to him, because obviously he ain't know who he was." "I didn't know he played for the Seattle Seahawks. I actually didn't know he played. Yeah, I didn't know that. You knew that? No, I think of him as a cowboy." Host: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. I remember I know what number he was at the Cowboys. Right." Jameis: "Yeah, I don't... I don't know what number he is. That was news to me too. That was the funny part to me, because when I looked down I was like, who is this?" 💀😳 [ via @Jaboowins / #bigblue ]
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Talking my wife into the iPhone 18 pro max so she don’t want the duo 😂 I got about 24 hours and some change to make up more lies about the features 😮‍💨
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Kimo Tipoti retweeted
🚨🚨LEGENDARY🚨🚨 #49ERS STAR WR MIKE EVANS HIT #SEAHAWKS CB TREVON DIGGS WITH THE “WHO ARE YOU?…” BEFORE LITERALLY TURNING HIM AROUND TO READ THE NAME ON THE BACK OF HIS JERSEY. DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀
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That's how you celebrate a big man tuddy‼️ 📺: FOX
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I had a parlay for OU, UCLA, and A&M to win 😭😭😭
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😂 where do we get one 😂 #fttb let's go, let's make this 5-0!!!!!!
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