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Rasta 👩‍🦲 veZuda

@TeeMyst

when i was born I was asked to choose between a good memory & a big dick. Sadly I don't remember which one I chose. estoy enamorado!

 Berne, Switzerland
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Joined November 2011
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Day 1 of before I manage to buy my own car.
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💕Mide💕 (@HaYoMiDe_) profile picture
💕Mide💕
@HaYoMiDe_Nov 4
Anything that touches the sand get trapped inside of it😳😧🎥
💕Mide💕 (@HaYoMiDe_) profile picture💕Mide💕
@HaYoMiDe_Oct 31
Reply or quote with a movie/series horror or normal one you can rewatch many times🙂‍↔️😍
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Gretchen Grundler@gretchengrndlrNov 7
My helper cooked 5 pieces of chicken, ate two, left three for my husband and I to share😂😭I’m so weak right now😭
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sir_wicknell.
@wicknellchivayo18 Feb 2016
NDADZOKA....HAPANA KANA ZVAMUNONDIITA......GORE RINO MUCHADZIDZA ZVAKAWANDA......
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(fan) Trey
@UTDTrey7h
Bro it was 4-2 in the 90th minute How tf did we draw this game 😭
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Tspices Kitchen
@TspiceskitchenNov 7
I tried the viral noodles experiment See result👇🏼
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StripMallGuy
@realEstateTrentNov 7
In 2018 I was 38 and single. This is today.
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Big T (@e_buk_a) profile picture
Big T@e_buk_a7h
Carrick shouldn’t be the only person to be sacked
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buzor
@buzor042_17h
Since he came to La Liga, Barcelona fans have stopped gassing up dribbling stats😭
Kalshi EPL (@KalshiEPL) profile pictureKalshi EPL
@KalshiEPLNov 7
🚨| CRAZY STAT: Yan Diomande has set the record for the most successful dribbles in a single half in La Liga this season.
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L E S E D I (@_Hybreed_) profile picture
L E S E D I
@_Hybreed_Nov 7
The way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano7h
🚨 Manchester United have only one win in Premier League this season — after 10 games, mid November. It came against Ipswich Town at home in August.
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano7h
🚨📉 Manchester United are 18th in Premier League, entering the international break in relegation zone.
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Fantasy Premier League
@OfficialFPL6h
FIVE attacking contributions between Alysson and Nicolas Jackson against Man Utd 🤩
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Fantasy Premier League
@OfficialFPL6h
Double-digit hauls for @ManUtd's Patrick Dorgu and Bruno Fernandes ✌️
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Ko MDC ndevapi ko avo 🤣
@FPLPriceChanges (@FPLPriceChanges) profile picture@FPLPriceChanges@FPLPriceChanges6h
Tonight’s predicted price changes ⬆️ Van Hecke ⬆️ Isak ⬆️ Vuskovic ⬆️ MDC ⬆️ Verbruggen & KDH close too ⬇️ João Pedro ⬇️ Gvardiol ⬇️ Donnaruma ⬇️ Anderson close #FPL
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Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile picture
Manchester United
@ManUtd7h
🏁 The points are shared at Old Trafford after a dramatic finale.
Full-time: United 4 Aston Villa 4.

ALT Full-time: United 4 Aston Villa 4.

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Namza@Mr_namzaNov 8
My restaurant just crossed R6million in sales, took my daughter to the beach for the first time in her life today and now I’m sippin on whisked playing modern warfare 4. I’m living my dream man. All glory to God.
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano7h
🚨 Manchester United complete another crazy comeback to get a late point against Aston Villa! 4-4 at Old Trafford. 🍿 Who’s your Man of the Match?
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Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile picture
Manchester United
@ManUtd7h
GGGOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
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Fantasy Premier League
@OfficialFPL7h
Goal - DORGU Assist - B.FERNANDES Man Utd 4-4 Aston Villa (90+6 mins) #FPL #MUNAVL
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MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz)
@staneve02Nov 7
"People are mocking Jnr Spragga collaboration with Likkle Addi son of Vybz Kartel hanzi zvakafanana nekuita collabo naStacy Macheso musadaro boys"😂
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