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me returning to the comfort of my own space after being around people for too long xitter.gq/FactsOfSchool/status/9…
someone finally put this into words xitter.gq/FactsOfSchool/status/9…
Me: let me take this shower real fast Also me 40 minutes later doing absolutely nothing: xitter.gq/BabyAnimalPics/status/…
*calls my mom & she never answers* my mom when she calls me & i don’t answer: xitter.gq/detracted/status/93812…
Waitress: how’s your foo- Me: xitter.gq/aalondra_z/status/9523…
Professor: don’t come in my office the day before the final asking for extra credit Me: xitter.gq/grilcode/status/951225…
Math teacher: "Any question?" Me: xitter.gq/FactsOfSchool/status/9…
me: doesn’t understand a concept professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: vine.co/v/OiWwnBq91hw
In case u needed something to make ur day better xitter.gq/BabyAnimalPics/status/…
Me trying to sleep at a decent time every night xitter.gq/smoothwaave/status/905…
'everyone at university is in the same boat, don't worry' xitter.gq/FactsOfSchool/status/9…