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Temp X 💩

@Tempdiaries

King of Hollywood and Hero to the Underemployed. More entertaining than Kim Kardashian but with 6 million fewer followers. Anonymousing since 2008

 Hollywood, CA
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Joined March 2009
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It's not been a good week for @elonmusk
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Yo @elonmusk this u?
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FUN FACT: "Death on the Nile" featured both Armie Hammer and Russel Brand.
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scott budman (@scottbudman) profile picturescott budman@scottbudmanNov 4
On a day where the Dow gains more than 1,000 early, Tesla and SpaceX have lost a combined $100 billion in stock market value. Rough morning for Musk.
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Somehow Trump is gonna blame this whole thing on Biden. Just you wait. -#Midterm2026
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LET’S TALK ABOUT THE REFLECTING POOL!! #Midterms2026
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#Midterms2026
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#ETTD: It was bound to happen. Now it's just the @GOP's turn. cc @TheRickWilson
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Thoughts and prayers to @NEWSMAX #Midterms2026
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If the @ajc 's headline tomorrow isn't "BOTTOMS ENDS UP ON TOP," it's a lost opportunity. #Midterms2026
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It's all your fault. #Midterms2026
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I'm only on Twitter for @richardrushfield's election night posts.
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Ouch?
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Crypto is the currency of the future. Also... cnbc.com/2026/10/29/circle-t…
$6.3 billion Binance hack is largest crypto theft on record

$6.3 billion Binance hack is largest crypto theft on record

Binance says a security breach impacted about $6.3 billion in assets. The exchange says roughly $3 billion has been frozen and losses will be covered.

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The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJOct 28
Chip Kelly has spent a career competing for national championships and reimagining offensive play-calling. His latest act is turning a nerd school into a gridiron juggernaut. on.wsj.com/4yQyBEe
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AI in a nutshell...
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PFF College (@PFF_College) profile picturePFF College
@PFF_CollegeOct 26
Highest Graded Quarterbacks from Week 8🎯
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Breaking Netflix news!!!
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If you’re upset that Hitler’s place burned down, there’s always a spot in Pakistan for you to visit.
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COOL NEWS!!! in addition to theatrical screenings around WI, our friends at @MLBNetwork will be airing “Just a Bit Outside” tomorrow night at 7p EST, 6p CST. hope you’ll check it out! @brewers #ThisIsMyCrew #WinOurWay
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