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Carrick needs these Amazon doc files to disappear like Eipstens did if he wants to stay in management.

HEY SIRI, PLAY WONDERWALL

Dalot being a bum again in front of goal just made me angry before he’s even kicked a ball today.

Knew he’d checked out as soon as he started playing Ugarte for 90 minutes

Sack him on the pitch if he breaks our HT record

Getting outplayed vs 10 men and he’s still not changing the formation. Mid table at best ole ole

We should stick a bid in for this Rashford. We need a winger who takes on a man

I’ve just watched David De Gea save two pens put in the corner in the same game. The same keeper that let in ELEVEN pens in a row. We are just cursed.

Garnacho and Hojlund the PING PONG brothers. CONTROL THE BALL

That finish is prime Barclays.

We signed a ball winner with a goal presence and expected him to dictate the flow of the game. He’s not finished, we just use him to do something he’s never been good at.

We just have to pretend it’s pre season all year and #21 is coming

Casemiro spends half the game on his ass and Bruno spends the other half giving the opposition the ball.

Shakespeare on commentary makes it even worse

Antony might be the worst player to ever wear the shirt

When Hojlund scores to make it Manutd 1-4 Villa in the 80th minute

Ten Hag you have ten seconds to get Rashford off my fucking screen.

Ole knew ball. Scott fucking Mctominay.

Onana is actually awful we’ve been done in the transfer market again 😂