𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹

whisper: valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- tangle: i wrote you a poem! whisper, already crying: you did???

whisper: WHO THE FUCK- tangle: language! whisper: oh, it’s english. anyway, WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY LAST PIECE OF POUNDCAKE

tangle: wow, i keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs! whisper: …those are bones tangle: not if i don’t look down!

tangle: *holding a door open to a therapy building* whisper: there is nothing you can do to make me go in there *tangle takes out a piece of poundcake and throws it into the building* whisper: that is so evil whisper: but effective

tangle: the stars are beautiful whisper: they’re just giant balls of gas tangle: you know what, if you’re just gonna ruin this, then- whisper: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you tangle: …o-oh

tangle, trying to flirt: y’know, you can just admit that you like me, it’s pretty obvious- whisper: i like you tangle: wha-WAIT IT WAS A JOKE whisper, sweating: WAS I SUPPOSED TO LAUGH?

tangle: hard boiled eggs are disgusting. i almost died eating one. the crunchy-soft mix is absolutely gross, it's like eating a ravioli covered in chips whisper: …you know you’re supposed to remove the shell, right? tangle: the WHAT?????????

whisper, arguing with tangle: i’m offended. i’m angry. i’m very tired. so i’m gonna take a nap but when i wake up you are SO in for it. *two hours later* whisper: HOW DARE YOU-

whisper: fuck eggman dr starline: aaand there we have it… YIKES…

tangle: geez, who hurt you? whisper, snorting: what, you want a list? tangle: tangle: yes, actually.

tangle: if i pull my foot off and swing it at your head, am i hitting you or kicking you? whisper: you’d just be traumatizing me even more

jewel: everyone, synchronize your watches surge: i don’t know how to do that whisper: i don’t wear a watch tangle: time is a construct

tangle, to whisper: the positions of the planets inidcate that you are the most attractive motherfucker in this room