Sixteen years from an empty plant nobody wanted, to the car I drive every day. Still wild that this is normal now.

24 stalls. West Hillsboro. Boca / Deerfield border by Target + Starbucks. That one's going in the rotation.

A World Champion who spent his career behind the wheel, riding in a car that doesn't have one. That's the whole story right there.

Credit that travels with the photo.

Halloween on Full Self-Driving (Supervised). Ghosts on the map, cash to find, prizes on Saturday. Say less. I'll be ready 👻

Thrusters fire, the new Roadster flips, and it sticks the landing 🚀

Robotaxi on the beach in South Florida is "coming soon." Miami is at 31 square miles today. From up here in Boca, I'm ready for that map to keep stretching north up A1A 🌴🌊

Just connected X to Grok Bot and X Money linked itself in the background. No setup. No hunt through settings. Ping. That quiet little handoff is the future of this app.

Tesla software 2026.38.5.11 with Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3.13 rolling to my 2023 Model Y Performance in South Florida!

Houston's Robotaxi zone just grew into the outline of a Starship. Elon says coincidence. Sure. And my Model Y just happens to keep getting smarter while I sleep. Tesla and SpaceX don't need a press release to already feel like the same company.

Zero to Sixty. Then Zero to Airborne. The road was just the starting line.

Tesla software 2026.38.5.1 with Tesla Self-Driving v14.3.12 rolling out to my 2026 Model Y Premium in South Florida!

I used to hate pulling the USB drive out of my Tesla every time I wanted the good clips. Now the Hub just sends the full-quality footage wirelessly.

To all my friends in the Panhandle, if you're up there helping family, checking on a place, or just getting around while power is still spotty, you can charge without the cost. A small thing that removes one more layer of stress during recovery. Thank you @TeslaCharging!

No commercial. No tax credit. Tesla still handed over more cars than the factory built.

Tesla software 2026.27.11 rolling to my 2026 Model Y Premium in South Florida!

Pure happenstance.

Tesla software 2026.27.11 with Tesla Self-Driving v14.3.10 rolling out to my 2023 Model Y Performance in South Florida!

Every time one of these rolls to the pad, the idea of humans living beyond Earth gets a little more real.

Tesla software 2026.27.10 with Tesla Self-Driving v14.3.10 rolling out to my 2026 Model Y Premium in South Florida!