I used to be a blog about our love/hate relationship with Miami. Then I forgot to renew my URL once & all my beautiful writings disappeared into the interwebs.
Miami Beach
Joined August 2011
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).
This 🤣 Miami cities are so extra.
Im living for this growing beef between Miami Springs and Hialeah over the noise from Factory Town. instagram.com/p/CXHYaCmLOwc/…
My mom and I left home—she lives in Boca, I live in SoBe—at the same time to meet up in Downtown Miami. She beat me there.
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).
Getting the COVID vaccine is like getting into LIV. Everyone I know knows someone that knows someone that got them in, and I’m still outside the red velvet ropes waiting for a sketchy promoter to get me in.
Today my COVID vaccine journey feels like trying to win Jingle Ball tickets on @Y100MIAMI. I have two browsers open on my computer, one on my phone and four friends hoping to be caller 100.
I have observed a correlation between men in Miami that don’t wear masks and men in Miami that wear too much cologne.
The Virgo in me is really loving that you can’t go eat anywhere in Miami right now without a reservation. It is forcing all my anti-planning friends (i.e., the spur-of-the-moment Geminis) to make plans with me in advance. Finally.
I would like to meet the Mario of @carrotexpress Mario’s Favorite to thank him for dreaming up such a delicious combination of ingredients.
Dude. @AtlanticBBInc is it too much to ask for that for $100/mo I can rely on my WiFi to not go down every other day? – at Miami Beach, FL
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).
