Corp dev bro living in San Diego. Tweet about economics, markets, real estate, investing, and living in SoCal. Good vibes are crucial.
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On the bright side, no matter what happens tonight, Republicans will have unified control of government for another few weeks so they can still give us those $5000 checks we were promised
Coming out of twitter retirement tonight to follow the impending hysterics and meltdowns that are about to take over the timeline
Friendly reminder that today’s the last day to sell your losers and harvest tax losses for your portfolio.
This is the government giving you free money, don’t be lazy and miss it. Open your Schwab app right now and save a few thousand bucks on taxes.
Wow - just found out that a girl I was friends with in high school is apparently a top onlyfans creator and made $10M last year using a pseudonym. Absolutely wild.
She was a little wacky back then, but very sweet, and was always entrepreneurial.
Neurodivergent 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 aren’t 👏🏻 responsible 👏🏻 for understanding 👏🏻 the contract👏🏻 they’re 👏🏻 signing👏🏻
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Without looking it up - how much higher were total US corporate profits in 2022 over 2019?
8%-5% to +5%
38%+5% to +25%
46%+25% to +75%
8%above +75%
52 votes • Final results
Multiple people list 500 Days of Summer in the comments of this tweet as an example of a manic pixie dream girl movie.
Those people did not understand the plot of the movie…
Signed the main deal I’ve been working on for the past 6 months this morning and my PA just surpassed my previous all time high from back in 2022
WE ARE SO BACK
Twitter is awesome because it gives you leading insight into where the next bubble is forming
In 2020 my tl was full of Bitcoin bros
2021-22 the big Twitter accounts extolled the value of self storage and multifamily
2022-present the big accounts are pushing search funds/SMBs
I fucking love that Panera’s charged lemonade has now claimed TWO bodies but the head chef still isn’t backing down on the recipe. It’s called standing up for your beliefs