Wake me in November 2028

Jacksonville, Florida
Joined May 2009
Replying to @GuyNamedPhil
@GuyNamedPhil we were just on the outside of Endor on the edge of the Death Star when the drugs started to take a hold
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Interstate in Queensland 🇦🇺 for my daughter’s wedding and checked into our hotel………check the number……. 🗣️ #DUUUVAL 🗣️
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Stones will play you then trade for you 😂😂😂
The Raiders, Jags, Patriots, Chiefs, Rams, and 49ers are all interested in Josh Downs per sources.
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….I haven’t received any emails or calls from my agent about this project…. ….I swear…. to God……I will call mom.
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Breaking news: A grand jury rejected the DOJ’s attempt to indict former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson for the account she gave lawmakers of President Trump’s actions during the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, according to people familiar with the matter. wapo.st/4jFAkbz
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When you make an attack ad that accidentally ends up endorsing your opponent
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The Bold City Collection We didn’t coin our city’s nickname, but we did make it synonymous with so many things Jaguars football. Shop it now: dtwdshop.com/category/bold-c…
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WHOLESOME: #Jaguars star QB Trevor Lawrence’s wife shared an adorable video of Trevor playing with their young daughter at home. The two were laughing, playing with pillows, and enjoying a precious father-daughter moment. A great bye week. 🥹❤️
HEARTWARMING: #Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence and his wife enjoyed a family babymoon during the bye week as they prepare to welcome a baby boy. “Our last moments as a family of three” “I cant wait to add baby brother to the fun” The Lawrence’s had a great time during the bye week.
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Colts hate week! 😤
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You never know when your last day on earth will be, so keep it a positive mindset even when things might not seem like they’re going perfectly well isn’t important. You can impact your own and others lives so much just by having that mindset.
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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT this Jared Kushner story is a bombshell and should be front page news everywhere
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Rivalries Week #INDvsJAX
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THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE BEST HYPE VIDEOS AN #NFL TEAM HAS EVER RELEASED. 🔥🔥🔥 THE #TEXANS JUST DROPPED AN ABSOLUTELY INSANE VIDEO AHEAD OF TOMORROW’S GAME:
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Daniel Jones is the new Sam Bradford.
Daniel jones scammed 2 billionaires. Truly the American dream
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Rick Scott says if Republicans lose the Senate then Dr Oz and RFK Jr will lose their jobs 🤔
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Every time Harrison Butker misses wide right a woman earns her degree
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Can’t hear ya all the way down there
Why are jags fans commenting on my post like they just didn’t get bent over last week by the Texans ? 🤣sad ass virgins who can’t accept another L by the Texans. Please find some better to do than to comment towards me after a L y’all will always be sorry. #htownmade
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Every single Trevor Lawrence touchdown so far
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