That Guy

"Dude did you just slap her ass?" "It was either her ass or a fatty pouch over her vagina" #woops #TGP

Hey you fuckin douche, stay away from my fuckin Margarita pitcher. I'll murder you bendejo style. Haha oh #mexisundays #TGP

@hotmss_exprss @_Homegirl @SluttConfession @SnglePrblms @TOTALDRUNKGIRL @whorable_girl All these girls gotta be #sexyfosho

This guy is going to be #ThatGuy tonight ans grind on every piece of ass at the bars. Who wants a midnight #ThatGuyKiss? #TGP

Gettin Merry Christmas wasted all weekend #fuckinelves #rumcookies #TGP

When at first you can't succeed, buy some rufilin #TGP

Make sure you tweet us your drunk #thatguy moments every day and especially this weekend at the Pitt game #GoRillas #TGP

When you know your relationship is failing, fuck em one more time then leave. It's a #winwin situation #TGP

Met this girl from Hawaii, stuck it in her ass and she said ayyyeeee

@kherrera20 That Guy would love to rub your back #TGP

These bitches at Mooremans have dignity. How many black guys does it take to cover one chick? #anoilfield

It's #thirstythursday On average, every male will be looking to bring home a drunk girl tonight or he's gay #TGP

#HoneyBadgers not afraid of anything. Rattlesnakes, lions, and even HOGS.

Thanksgiving and bitches #perfectmatch

Find a bitch a make her a woman. Either way she'll still be a bitch #TGP

Fuck I love bitches #TGP

Everyone that plans to be That Guy tonight give me a #hellyeah #TGP

If I wanna bring a girl home tonight, all I gotta say is "Hey it'll be the best 4 inches of your life" #TGP

Seriously my Dick is longer than Kim Kardashians marriage #TGP

Pussies on the pavement! Or my bed.. Whichever you prefer #TGP