Lisa Branson

The CDC told us that we can’t eat lettuce. The CDC told us that we can’t eat cookie dough. WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON

So this is what it feels like to be awake when it’s light out

People on Twitter: “Tha Carter V” just dropped OMG HJKLAJSHDJD Me: The next episode from @shanedawson just got uploaded OMG HJKLAJSHDJD

I blame cartoons for making me think it’s okay to wear the same outfit everyday.

So my sleep schedule is entirely messed up and I’m still awake at the time that normal people start waking up. Basically if anyone wants to get breakfast lmk

I hate daylight savings time. Do not take an hour of sleep away from me. I already do that on my own x5

I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CHRISTMAS MOVIES OUT OF THE REDBOX WTF

Is anyone still awake?

Where can I get like $10 worth of quarters this late at night?

It’s 5:30 in the morning and I was going to go to sleep but I just realized that @Jenna_Marbles posted her new video so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #priorities

I’m just living my best life

Life is good 🙃🙃🙃

Or internet.

Or a couch.

Or a microwave.

I also don’t have heat in my apartment.

I’m so glad that my car window is stuck half way down and we are getting hella snow tonight 🙃

Groundhog Day is a drinking holiday, right?

So I’m going through a lot of shit right now and the only coping mechanism I could think of was to cut my own bangs.

Thank god Tinder doesn’t notify people when you screenshot