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Jesus. Amateur historian, professional smart aleck, and noted raconteur. I beat Stan Hansen for the AWA World title. @GroveCtyCollege IG & VERO: BEMtography

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A reminder to the world that I tolerate no Ric Flair slander. All offenders get a @RicFlairNatrBoy gif. No exceptions.
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You aren't imagining things
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A squirrel farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.
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That’s a B1G road win for @PennStateFball 🙌
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Nothing says don’t do drugs quite like the advice coming from a guy with a rooster gimmick.
Nothing screams don’t do drugs like the Red Rooster
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"When they go low, I prey on children" is a weird message for a politician, but OK.
when they go low this is me
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Why do a lot of old Soviet photos look like they would be at home in your average horror movie?
Photo by V.Dobrikov, Lytkarino, Moscow region, USSR, 1985.
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And nothing of value was lost.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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I’ve been a Reagan conservative since 1980. I don’t claim those maga rubes. I would ask them to be better, but they can’t.
The “Why we lost people”, yes, all of you… WE DIDN’T F*CKING LOSE. We blew them away. They know it, I know it, We know it and soon, the world will know it. 💥💥💥 SAY IT. MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD AGAIN. This is not 2020 all over again where no one is held accountable. THEY ARE FINISHED! 🔥🔥☠️
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Interesting you decided to answer me and give your bonafides yet shut me out of replies, so I will respond thusly: We know believers by their actions when no one is looking - see Matt. 7:16. Ultimately only God knows.
Replying to @TheAngryBird63
not saying she’s part of the trend, but the performative Christianity many R wingers display is not as God intended. I am a former CCD teacher and went to church after voting. Fellow parishioner at JFK’s church btw. The religious left is real - so is our faith. Don’t come here w this again.
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And yet Haku is still the baddest man in that group.
Not survival of the fittest…survival of the RICHEST! 🤑 Ready for the Survivor Series in November 1988!
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Imagine being rousted out of bed at 3 AM to have your sack ripped open.
A forced vasectomy drive takes place in the village of Uttawar, Palwal, India, as 700 officials surround the Muslim village at 3 AM and force 800 men to undergo vasectomies.
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Schultz always wrote in this key. It's not new. If anything he softened up as he aged. But, guys, Peanuts is a grim comic. Nobody is exempt from punishment except Snoopy.
This strip is genuinely devastating. Like he knew it was soon and he was accepting it
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