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Retired from Twitter after its enshittification. Find me on Instagram

Mumbai
Joined May 2009
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This is 24K pure gold level joke😂😂 Absolutely brilliant and hilarious! 🏆🔥 @TheBanat
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Arsenal lose a UCL final because of Gabriel. My faith in humanity is restored.
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Azeem Banatwalla retweeted
Indira Gandhi was disqualified by Allahabad High Court on June 12, 1975, in State of Uttar Pradesh v. Raj Narain. Court invalidated her 1971 Rae Bareli LS win for using govt resources in her campaign. DD and AIR are govt resources.
PM Modi's speech today was a gross violation of the Model Code of Conduct. Will @ECISVEEP take action?
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Dear @narendramodi your party has the lowest percentage of women among all parties in Lok Sabha . Implement Women’s Reservation NOW based on 543 seats - what is stopping you? Jumlabazi Nahi Chalegi
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He's alright, this guy
WORTH THE WATCH: his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭
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Crazy. Aaj kal Blinkit se CEO bhi 10 minute mein mil jaata hai
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You can go to jail... Creative genius or sad reality? 😪
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If you want to watch AFCON and support any team playing against Mbuemo/Amad/Mazraoui so they come back soon and we don't have to endure more Yoro/Zirkzee life, go get the Football Fiesta pass on @FanCode. Rs.99 for 30 days. Some Ronaldo/Mbappe type youth prospects also included😂
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Dear @AmeetSatam (who I am unfortunate enough to have as my local MLA), "vote jihad" chhodo. Andheri residents pe ROAD JIHAD karna band karo. And also don't forget the "Khans" you come to when you are begging for votes, you pathetic, bigoted, incompetent fraud.
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Asli account se aao Ten Hag 😂
Just hoping we don't get Grimsby... #UCLdraw
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Some delulu before going to bed: The last time United lost 2nd round Carabao Cup We were also 1 point from 2 games Playing Burnley in GW3 (which we would draw 0-0) Boring football all year with a tactically inflexible manager And we ended up in the top 4. Good night 😂
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Haramorim Ball just doesn't end
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Will United finally Cook this week? 🤔 @FanCode #ad
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Amorim has the PR of Modi but the performance of BMC 😂😭
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Very encouraging performance but we deserve to lose because we haven't signed a better keeper than the rubbish we have at the club. Absolute disgrace that we've been putting up with this shit for 2 years.
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Azeem Banatwalla retweeted
Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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Discussing the Austrian GP in a bit. #TheSidePod is live at 9 lessgooo yt.openinapp.co/fvnky
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Spurs, South Africa, McLaren, PSG, RCB all getting their shit together after decades of failure - in the same year? This is it. The apocalypse is coming.
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(Yes yes also Harry Kane, Newcastle, Palace, etc I know)
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