beatrice

ignore that gay shit on the ground behind me sorry i’ll make sure it wont happen again

joe is so patient with peter’s disrespect. can learn a lot from him in times like these ❤️

ive passed out in gas stations most of yall wouldnt set foot in

when you reach work flowstate and wiggle your mouse exactly when the teams icon turns yellow >>>

i have no hate for jane remover but is there like a stylistic reason she isnt trimming those bangs or is it just laziness like myself

coworker just said “its gonna be 40° this weekend” and I replied with “I’ll make sure to stand butt ass naked outside this weekend then!” what is my issue can i be normal

go ahead and take my eighth man. Life was going great for me anyway

one of my neighbors just cut open my porch screen and stole all of my weed and cigarettes what the fuck why does my life suck

do NOT drink half&half twisted tea immediately after brushing your teeth my mouth tastes like arnold palmer’s asshole

sorry guys i definitely skewed this one

im scared to go skydiving again bc like i cant mess up my bangs and thats kinda the only reason tbh

jesus taught to turn the other cheek but he didnt have this wagon of an ass

told my coworker about my life and she said “i want to put you in a cage so you can stop hurting yourself” 😐

being an influencer with no influence is soooo hard

these are the newly required genders in post-Bluenami America

welcome new followers i have #issues and a unique mind I’ll post again soon so dont miss me too much

i gotta tap into turkish sayings bc yeah id swallow him if he were poison im into that yeah

bricked my computer so i wont be the only one in this house