MacHolly🦅

I can have $60 to my name if you needed $40 ima survive off that $20 just to make sure you str8. That’s probably one of my biggest downfalls

Watching the news and they saying ain’t no planes leaving from nowhere, and the ones that’s already in route can’t leave once they land .. it’s something going on and they ain’t tryna tell us

Letting these kids play tag in the house cause I hate my down stairs neighbors

That cookie butter frappe at McDonalds is diabetes with a straw

I signed up to “adopt an angel” for Christmas .. I been wanting to do this for a while too. I’m excited

Popeyes onion rings 8/10. They gotta be fresh tho

That boy Nelly said “is that ya ass or ya mama half reindeer” 😭😭😭

When I gain this 30 pounds I’m getting ass shots idgaf 😭

Fell asleep with the heater on 88 .. almost took the whole house out 😂

Found a old VHS video of my mama polishing her Reebok and kswiss lol

Im in my biology class and we on zoom, this girl done said “ orgasm” 13 times tryna say organism’s 😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing I couldn’t hold it in

On 9/5 I bought 2 packs of tissue from Sam’s Club and I still got a 16 rolls left … it’s November

Bouta walk to my mamas so she can grease my scalp 😅

I’ve been getting my hair braided every month since June .. I think for Xmas I wanna a bob

Thunder and lightning with no rain is creepy to me cause wtf

My son costume was $61 my baby costume was $34. That’s a lot to me idk I remember them being 20 bucks out the doe!!!

This hoe on the side of the road looking at me crazy cause I won’t roll down the window. Boo I don’t need no flowers now if you had costumes or tequila we coulda had a conversation

I be having to rock this baby on level 5 just for her to go to sleep, I damn near got a crook in my neck rocking for dear life

May all our kids immune systems be protected this winter 🙏🏾

Hahahahahahahaha wtf