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I bet elephants make great snorkelers

Needing is needy

If you're bored then you're boring

Great party..the funions were a hit

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit

Animals love @K1M_BO

Leave your shoes on. Come in.

If you got nothing tite to say don't say anything at all

Nothing happens for a reason, you're just good at justifying things

Tinder aka Market Evaluation

That special time in your lives when you each spend $100 at dinner and have no cash for valet @GarrettStanwick

Dollar oysters instagram.com/p/ipRsYLG43y/

Thankful for my buds #regram @ Casa Maravilla instagram.com/p/hT_tjxG4wz/

Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you

Healthy people get worst hangovers

'Let's catch up' means we're not friends anymore

If you don't like the way the dust is settling then stir it up again

How do you measure success? One day, I will be the proud owner of a Bob Ross original #markmywords

Panhandling takes dedication

NO EGO