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Back-to-back MLQ East Division Champion | Miss 2021 Benepe Cup Runner-Up | She/her | Follow E Berg https://xitter.gq/t.co/zzWQ9FE1vJ…

Joined September 2018
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[guy about to invent quidditch] guy: if only there was a way I could bully Harry Potter nerds, while still being a Harry Potter nerd
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I can’t believe I didn’t do this yet.
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NEW: Utah voters in 2018 approved a measure to set up independent redistricting commission—only to see the GOP legislature gut that reform, & then aggressively gerrymander Utah. State supreme court just issued a landmark decision: you can't just do that. boltsmag.org/utah-supreme-co…
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The number of dudes who have opinions on the W and cant even name all the teams in the league is astounding. I know it's hard bro you can just shut up it'll help me a lot
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I think it’s actually really inspiring how every flight manages to be either sweltering or freezing
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Hi #WNBATwitter, I created another guide to help you and your pals pick which WNBA team to support this year: no stats, just vibes. As the title suggests, it is incomplete & biased. (Thread, obvi)
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Another Caitlin Clark game, another record for most watched women's college basketball game ever, per @ESPN. The star power is REAL 👏
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“Dune 2 is so good it’s this generation’s Empire Strikes Back!” Oh yeah? Well I bet Dune 2 doesn’t have a big sloppy incest kiss
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My bf: if you were a worm, I’d eat you like spaghetti
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As the season begins, we would like to dedicate this time to remember one of the greats who left this region @ted_wardio
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I have to tell my parents some bad news (I didn’t do something they asked me to do and they’re going to be disappointed). Should I
7%Fake a horrible accident
0%Actually get in accident
36%Quit my job (to distract)
57%Hope my mom sees this
14 votes • Final results
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Starting at midnight EST for 24 hours, DON’T CROSS OUR CLICK-IT LINE, that means no clicks, likes, reshares on: GQ ❌ Vanity Fair ❌ Bon Appétit ❌ Architectural Digest ❌ Vogue ❌ Allure ❌ Glamour ❌ Epicurious ❌ Self ❌ Condé Nast Traveler ❌ Them ❌ Teen Vogue ❌
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Welcoming NWSL preseason
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happy birthday derry girls! this scene changed every girl’s life xitter.gq/scgd2203/status/174304…
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Inflation has hit the McCallisters
Sprit Airlines sends unaccompanied minor on wrong flight trib.al/WfAjSJS
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In January I was diagnosed with a weird form of lacrimal cancer & while the US healthcare system being bad isn’t exactly a revelation, I want to give a glimpse at how that system actually functions from a patient & policy standpoint, along with legislative origins & options
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We’re at 1.75 pies/person this year. God will punish us for our hubris
Proud to announce that we’ve BROKEN OUR RECORD FOR PIE TO PERSON RATIO We’re at 1.5 pies/person folks!
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You guys Gotham was literally last place in the league last year 🦇 I love sports sm we are BLESSED #NWSLChampionship
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Still waiting for @GordonRamsay to meet me on the pitch 😤
Nobody said realizing the American Dream was easy. 🥵 Get your first look at the new season of #HellsKitchen premiering September 28 on @FOXTV!
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My bf: The Stinky Cheese Man is the only book I’ve ever read
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Official Announcement. August 25th,2023.
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