Co-author of “True Stories - We Made Up” (link below). Wildly mediocre at many things. 972x Rebirth Island WR holder. Owner of a well-aged beard.
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There are only two reasons you continue to use the phrase #AllLivesMatter in response to #BlackLivesMatter:
1. You're willfully ignorant.
or
2. You're actually racist.
That's it. It's been broken down, it's been explained logically, and you've been presented with your choice.
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Per Sharia law, all meals at the Cheesecake Factory must now begin with a land acknowledgement.
This is just completely false and meant to enrage you. There’s a reason these “huge busts” of “illegals voting” is 16-18 people across multiple states. Because they’re lying to try and sway the election. I know, “Politics as usual” but it’s at least rooted in reality, normally.
I am begging people, use your rational brains. Democrats only rig elections when Trump is President? But the last election was on the up and up? You see how that’s irrational, right? Politics existed before 2016. W vs. Gore had us waking up to reversed results. It’s not new.
A few things:
1. 16 people total charged over elections dating back to 2022 midterms.
2. One person (not an immigrant at all & definitely not an illegal one) in Alabama voted twice, so Tommy’s whole premise is a lie.
3. About half of the 16 if not more aren’t illegal immigrants.
Illegals are voting in our elections, including right here in Alabama.
Democrats refuse to admit it, but that’s the truth. Something MUST change.
justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-d…
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JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English.
RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER.
Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
This isn’t even remotely true, and anyone with an 8th grade education could have told you this until recently. America was founded to protect religious freedoms as a core tenant. That means the exact opposite of what Matt’s claiming.
It's funny to watch morons try to argue this point. It is simply a matter of historical fact that the American government from its founding was expressly in the business of promoting, defending, and promulgating Christianity. You might wish that had not been the case, but it was. And should still be.
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No championship comes without a price
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
Dom Lucre was banned from Twitter for sharing screenshots of a child SA. Elon brought him back to amplify and share conservative misinformation during the last election.
Now he’s sharing “drama” content about fake backlash against a comic accurate portrayal of a robot character.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Disney is facing backlash after Marvel's new show VisionQuest gave Ultron a 'Black robot girlfriend' and it's reportedly got critics calling it forced diversity.
The android Jocasta is played by T'Nia Miller, and it makes her the MCU's third Black female villain.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Disney and Marvel face no reported backlash over VisionQuest's Jocasta casting or "forced diversity"; major coverage of the show's premiere and details omits any such controversy.
variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…
hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/…
polygon.com/visionquest-tn…
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Pat McAfee after a group of college kids jokingly tell him to keep his shirt on …
ESPN, University of Utah issue statements after Pat McAfee voices frustration with ‘GameDay’ experience awfulannouncing.com/college-…
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I'M GIVING AWAY 15 COPIES FOR Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 as part of our Launch Day with Monster
Just Like, RT, Follow and Reply to enter. Good luck
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Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch
'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-…
