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Dad, cobbler, breakfast enthusiast, as seen on The Yak (x4)

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2009
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Kimi Antonelli just won the F1 World Championship at 20 years old. Insane.
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3-5 lol Cowboys are dog doo doo.
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You can’t park there.
Oh my god. Watch this. Palm beach county, Learjet 60, registration N722BD.
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“You can’t just cut off people from your life” Me:
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Gulf of America @OhioTate
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i fuckin love baseball man
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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Shout Out Toradol
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this shit isn't fair man
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I love Ernie Johnson. To me, him and the boys are the best part of NBA fandom. While I am sad that he’s leaving, I’m excited for him to spend more time with his family and enjoy the fruits of his labor. God Bless you EJ ya done good 🫡
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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I love @ochocinco
Ochocinco had the CUTEST moment when his daughter came on the show and he proudly told Shannon Sharpe and Iso Joe that he did her HAIR himself, but neither of them could BELIEVE IT 😭❤️ “I eliminate all expenses… I do hair, nails, makeup” 😭
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People forget that John Madden sounded exactly like Nic Cage
And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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Lord willing
Quenton Nelson gonna find Jonathan Taylor hiding in his car on his way to Seattle like Murph in Interstellar
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Hawks just beat the dog shit out of the Chiefs and said “we could do better” love it.
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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This is Beef’s tournament forever
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Lula won, seems like we’ve got another FSU / dog poop curse brewing.
Gente, eu prometi um nude dos seios aqui se lula ganhar
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Me waiting for the @Internetinvite to premier….
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Remembering a very special guy today.
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Let’s go Volk!!!!! Aaaaaaaannnnddd still!
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Kody Steele!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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