
dumpster fire 1 (n.) an utterly calamitous or mismanaged situation or occurrence, 2 (n.) a podcast hosted by @CoryUpdate #dumpsterfire
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Guess they didn’t take enough horse dewormer...
2 weeks after the annual motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota, reported Covid infections in the state have risen nearly sixfold. nbcnews.to/2USg7Gw
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Let parents decide whether to buckle their kids in cars... Let parents decide to discipline their kids with belts and cages... Let parents decide whether to educate their children...
Children need to be protected from their incompetent parents.
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Republicans suddenly mad about pulling out of Afghanistan because the Taliban coups better than they do...
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It looks like Trump might have purposely rubbed against a Wisconsin-Madison women’s hockey player, like a junior high type move... And her reaction seems telling; looking down, fixing her jersey. This is during the Collegiate National Champions Day event at the White House.
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Keep an eye out for any chatty burning bushes around #CPAC...
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Blaming your daughters is just next level. You gotta just tip your cap. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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To think, all Ted Cruz had to do was not go to Cancun; it’s so easy to not go to Cancun; I mean, look at all of us not going to Cancun, and we’re not even not going to Cancun while our constituents are freezing to death - that seems even easier to not go to Cancun.
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Raskin: "This case is much worse than someone who falsely shouts fire in a crowded theater. It's more like like a case where the town fire chief, who's paid to put out fires, sends a mob not to yell fire in a crowded theater, but to actually set the theater on fire."
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Did you know that when you breathe in a person who died of covid, you’re actually breathing in everyone they’ve breathed in who died of covid... Wear protection.
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Companies having the freedom to “silence” their country’s leader without the fear of government retaliation is the opposite of what happens in China.
Silencing people, not to mention the President of the US, is what happens in China not our country. #Unbelievable
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Replying to @JenKirkman
@VP believes god told him he’d be President; but he chose to follow a lying, cheating, morally bankrupt evil jackass, so he’ll get to be the lamest of lame duck Presidents. And then he’ll go to hell for his views/actions against women and LGBT.
*it should be added to the Bible
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Replying to @MSNOWNews @MSNBC
More than an attempted coup..? What’s more than that...
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Kirk: Warp speed, Mr. Sulu.
Sulu: Warp speed. All the way to...
Kirk: No... Like, halfway.
Sulu: Halfway, Captain?
Kirk: They can do the rest.
Sulu: But, they’re all on this ship... Captain?
Uhura: He went golfing.
Spock: Highly illogical.
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Schumer hits Republicans on $2,000 checks: "I don't want to hear that we can't afford it. I don't want to hear that it would add too much to the deficit. Senate Republicans added nearly $2 trillion to the deficit to give corporations a massive tax cut."
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Making a big deal out of the stock market hitting a record high the day after you concede your reelection contest is a remarkable self-own
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“...be-queefed...”? I do not remember that part of the Thanksgiving story
The same @nytimes that gave us the debunked 1619 Project wants us to believe Thanksgiving is a “myth” and a “caricature.” That’s a lie. The American people can still have pride and confidence in our forebears.













