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People who got paid today can finally throw out that old onion in the fridge.

BOET FIGHTER presents, Connie McGregor vs Cowboet Sirroney: A Fourways Faaght Story, boet! youtube.com/watch?v=UGwUHzSj…

If you have ugly, dry, raisiny pruny fingers. Long pointy coloured nails don’t make them look any better. You just look like a werewolf with fake nails. Buy some lotion.

This ends that argument. facebook.com/story.php?story…

West Gai One! Kanye West had one chance.

Let’s say for example you could make money in Cape Town right...

It’s friday! I feel like eating and drinking everything that might give me Gout, Diabetes, Hypertension, Cholesterol issues and liver failure!

They call it a Roast. I call it a Spit Braai! This is gonna be fun. I’ll be Spit Braaing Kate Rebecca this Monday. Come through! facebook.com/story.php?story…

The competition that changed my life in Comedy. This year is gonna be bigger. Stay tuned! facebook.com/story.php?story…

Ever had one of those day where you felt like the only thing that can fix it is rough unprotected drunk sex? Hell, I’ll take having an unplanned kid over this shit anyday. 🤬

The only thing standing between me and punching this motherfu**er in the face is my salary! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jomo o wele. Kae? CENTRAL PARK!

CENTRAL PARK MUST FALL!! Too Soon?

Who here remembers “Gijima Norman” ? Fossils show yourselves!

I used to care! Now IDGAF! If you don’t love me at my Bujo Mujo. You don’t deserve me at my Dj Maphorisa. facebook.com/story.php?story…

African child. The world is your Mala Mogodu! Big up Long John! facebook.com/story.php?story…

I’m truly and honestly yearning for FUCK THIS SHIT Money! 🤬🤬🤬

Thank you Mrs Beats! youtube.com/watch?v=izyZLKIW…

Tlou ena. Ena le nko. E teleeeeele hakakang! facebook.com/story.php?story…

Where are the SASSA offices again? facebook.com/story.php?story…