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Certified Public Accountant with Morley & Berrett CPAs. South Jordan, Utah. Further elaboration is not encouraged in my profession, for that would be fun.

Utah
Joined January 2009
IRS: Did you file your tax return? Me: I have concepts of a tax return.
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Hey everyone just remember when a client calls this week and asks if there is still time to get their return done just remember to sing them the lyrics to NO by Meghan Trainor. "My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no. You need to let it go! 🎶 #TaxTwitter
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Or you can always channel Bishop Bullwinkle, "Hell to the no, to the no, no, no! #TaxTwitter
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Hey Jeff, why didn't you deduct the mortgage payment on my rental property? #TaxTwitter
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Clients are way less organized than they think they are. Educating them on how we need to see the data is helpful of course. #TaxTwitter
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I love when clients tell me they have talked to people with similar returns prepared by other reputable firms and they aren't paying the same price as me. OK. #TaxTwitter
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By the time I got to work this morning my lunch had ice crystals forming.
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On my way to work this morning the temperature changed from 7° to 8° so I figured I would be able to make at least one client happy! #TaxTwitter
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McCarthy says first bill before House will repeal funding for hiring additional IRS agents. This is the stupidest idea, this party has truly lost its mind. I guess it will just be symbolic but still. 🙄 amp.cnn.com/cnn/politics/liv…
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Just your annual reminder that it is once again International Accounting Day! In 1494 Luca Pacioli published Summa de arithmetica and early book on mathematics. He warned that a person should not go to sleep at night until the debits equaled the credits. 🥱🧐
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If you don't know what debits and credits are don't worry there is an accountant somewhere that is having trouble sleeping tonight because they could not get them to balance! #TaxTwitter #nerdalert #accountantlife #accounting #accountingproblems #ismyprofessionreallynecessary
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The IRS has different logins for the PTIN System, e-Services & 990-N system. That is all. #TaxTwitter
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Client brings in 3 years of 1065 taxes. Asks "is it really true that there are penalties for not filing on time?" Yes that is true and they are pretty steep. Client "As client of your firm for 30 years now you need to protect me from stuff like that." 🧐👀
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Client sent a copy of 4 941-X's and asked for review for accuracy re: #ERC . Of course this is not possible without the supporting documents and I would have to do the entire calculation myself. But here is the thing. The attorney charged $24,500 for a $98,039 refund #TaxTwitter
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Does this make anyone else sick inside or am I just a weird CPA that has some odd sense of a moral compass?
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How long do you wait for a client on a Teams / zoom call? Also they set up the meeting! #TaxTwitter
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Jeff Maynes, CPA retweeted
I'm going to AICPA Engage this week! It's easy to dunk on the AICPA, but on a whole it's worth doing for me Here's my mental arithmetic on the good & bad:
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Coach K talks with his hands too! #ENGAGE2022
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