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Apolitical, they're all liars. Ex Chef, Medical Weed User, Business contact - [email protected] All thoughts and comments are my own.

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Joined November 2019
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Remember, you're loved, valued, respected and worthy of living. Never forget it.
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Once again... friend awards. That is all.
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Yeah fair
> be El Salvador > send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie > gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds > bukele says "give back" > gang "nah" > bukele says "ok we take back" > gang "nah, also you're a bitch" > bukele comes to take back > gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something" > UN says "idk bro thats crazy" > bukele goes on social media > "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it" > crowdsources OSINT nerds > OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes > bombs it exactly as promised > goes on social media > calls them pussies tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
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My treat for climbing up Snowdonia, at least thats what Im telling myself 😂
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Me and @lxwis_1345 vs the world, we made some INSANE plays this game, sadly Medal didnt record them :'), but our team struggled to cap this point, so we said hold our beer (vol warning especially at the end)
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OHHHHH TOMMY TOMMY! TOMMY GOT BATTERED ROBINSONNN, OHHHHH TOMMY TOMMYYY, TOMMY GOT BATTERED ROBINSONN @TRobinsonNewEra 😘
NAHHHH IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Jordan 🔜Dreamhack 2027 retweeted
Cleaning out the office and found The BAKED BEAN BATTLEPAD so we're giving it away to a loving home. Glass. Two in existence. We own one, a CS Pro owns the other. 🫘 Drop a comment. 🫘 Like/Retweet. Worldwide draw. Winner announced in a week! Good luck.
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Jordan 🔜Dreamhack 2027 retweeted
sexting, 2026: ‘so what are your government sanctioned interests and kinks?’
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Im gonna bust
The first teaser for ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI’ in over 8 years has been released.
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Jordan 🔜Dreamhack 2027 retweeted
Dead by Daylight players accusing other communities of being vile, toxic and bigoted cesspools:
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This whole dbd situation is hilarious, I have friends in the space putting on some performative bullshit, when I know full well you've said far far far worse in vcs with myself and others, I see you. I see your performative stunt 😂, absolutely pathetic.
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Glad I stayed away from DBD last year or so because what an utter cesspool of a community :') bunch of grown up babies crying like little bitches, mental.
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Jordan 🔜Dreamhack 2027 retweeted
Ask Maximum, Paddy or Felix.
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Pedoland, stop over paying to go to these nonce places please :')
🚨MAJOR CHILD PREDATOR STING BUSTED DISNEY EMPLOYEES LED THE ARRESTS Polk County just announced 281 arrests. 31 traveled to have sex with children. 17 were theme park workers. Disney led with 13, Universal had 4. They already had 798 prior charges. Now they’re facing 488 more. One was a youth coach who offered to pick up a 14-year-old from school.
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That's why consent is extremely important within the BDSM community. Do your fucking research.
Since when was strangulation called ‘breath-play’?! There is absolutely nothing playful AT ALL about someone trying to strangle you while having sex, when you didn’t ask for it, didn’t consent and are scared for your life. WTAF…
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Jordan 🔜Dreamhack 2027 retweeted
I'M GIVING AWAY 20 KEYS FOR Killing Floor 3 A 1-6 player co-op FPS where you and your friends fight endless hordes of monstrous zeds Just Like, RT, Follow, and Reply to Enter. Good Luck
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Heart-breaking :c R.I.P.
Patrick Stewart has died at age 86. RIP.
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