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The Emory Spoke

@TheEmorySpoke

Official Twitter account of Emory's humor magazine. Since 1976.

 Atlanta, Georgia
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Joined August 2012
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Main campus in the streets, Oxford campus in the sheets
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oh yeah we interviewed another famous person again lol check it out @Pearlmania500 youtu.be/A5dZYQ9PV5g?si=KIgk…
@Pearlmania500 | Fire and Spoke

@Pearlmania500 | Fire and Spoke

BUY TICKETS: crashingouttour.comGo see Alex Pearlman and Phillip D...

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Avatar: Fire and Spice deserved that Oscar
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Live tweeting from Johnny’s Hideaway making out with a 42 year old theyrent from cabbagetown
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Waxing moon is lowkey bulking and waning moon is cutting #fitness
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Waxing moon is lowkey bulking and waning moon is cutting #fitness
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Alysa Liu do u fuck with guys who make $15 an hour
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Do you think Orion has a carabiner on their belt
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New post: Man Takes Photo During Sex; “Trying to Get Play Emory Credit” emoryspoke.org/man-takes-pho…
Man Takes Photo During Sex; “Trying to Get Play Emory Credit”

Man Takes Photo During Sex; “Trying to Get Play Emory Credit”

Emory has received report of an incident that occurred at approximately 11:00 PM on Saturday, April 19th. Two students left a party together. Out of respect, we will call the students Sam and Kim (…

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New post: Kappa Sigma Deck Collapses, Injures Two – Authorities Surprised That Even Two People Were at a Kap Sig Party emoryspoke.org/kappa-sigma-d…

Kappa Sigma Deck Collapses, Injures Two – Authorities Surprised That Even Two People Were at a Kap...

While many Emory students took to Fizz on January 17th, 2026 to ask, “wtm tn?”, the usual responses of ‘Mags’ or ‘Lost Dog’ were replaced by an overwhelming number of respondents suggesting “The Em…

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New post: Spogue emoryspoke.org/spogue/
Spogue

Spogue

PDF of Fall 2025 Spogue Magazine Spogue

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I haven't showered since last year lol
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New post: The Hottest New Hanukkah Game: Strip Dreidel! emoryspoke.org/the-hottest-n…

The Hottest New Hanukkah Game: Strip Dreidel!

A great miracle happened there? Well, a great miracle can happen right here if you land the right letter playing strip dreidel. Like the classic top game, you spin the dreidel and do the action cor…

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When two people for the streets start dating that’s called an intersection
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New post: Emory Finally Replacing Multi-Purpose Rooms with Ballroom emoryspoke.org/emory-finally…

Emory Finally Replacing Multi-Purpose Rooms with Ballroom

With the success of the new and improved Cox Hall, the Emory administration is finally addressing one of the longest-held complaints of the student body: Why don’t we have a ballroom on campus? We …

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New post: Op-Ed: Dear Performative Men, Signed a Performative Woman emoryspoke.org/op-ed-dear-pe…

Op-Ed: Dear Performative Men, Signed a Performative Woman

Men! You will never be able to perform for the world like a woman can. Just because you listen to Clairo, play mediocre guitar, drink matcha, wear tote bags, or post about period cramps on your ins…

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New post: DEI Cuts Prompt Closing of All “Woke Diversity” (Liberal Arts) Departments emoryspoke.org/dei-cuts-prom…
DEI Cuts Prompt Closing of All “Woke Diversity” (Liberal Arts) Departments

DEI Cuts Prompt Closing of All “Woke Diversity” (Liberal Arts) Departments

On Wednesday, September 10th, Emory administration announced that they would be cutting several humanities departments in compliance with federal policy targeting DEI programs. This decision was sh…

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New post: What to do When You Cook Your Aunt Instead of a Turkey emoryspoke.org/what-to-do-wh…

What To Do When You Cook Your Aunt Instead of a Turkey

Whoops! If you are reading this, it’s probably because you cooked your aunt instead of the turkey. First, remind yourself that it’s okay. People make mistakes. Really. These things happ…

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New post: Analyzing Trickle-Down Economics (I Pissed My Pants in ECON 110) emoryspoke.org/analyzing-tri…

Analyzing Trickle-Down Economics (I Pissed My Pants in ECON 110)

“If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change” -Ronald “Slobbers” Reagan I share this quote with you because I am a very big fan of trickle-down economics, …

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Last minute costume idea: a bob, a full beat, auto tune, and a shirt that says block me: who am I?
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New post: Emory Insists Refusal of Gender Care to Dooley Has Nothing To Do With Transphobia, Just Deep Hatred of Skeletons emoryspoke.org/emory-insists…

Emory Insists Refusal of Gender Care to Dooley Has Nothing To Do With Transphobia, Just Deep Hatred...

Emory Healthcare finds itself in yet another controversy after denying gender affirming care to Dooley, beloved campus cadaver and transgender icon. Staff claim they can only provide hormones to “t…

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