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I don’t want to be accused of a knee-jerk response, but it seems to me that the guy in charge of tariffs shouting “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY” a couple of hours before doing something that would greatly and predictably benefit buyers *seems* just a teeny bit MASSIVELY ILLEGAL?
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The great Dave Allen died OTD in 2005.
I adore Dave Allen, he was a master at pointing out the absurdity of life. His teaching his child how to tell the time act is genius. This is like a comedic eureka moment.
Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.
I mean he’s right. It would be very difficult for a hardworking young man from Appalachia rise to Vice President of the United States in, say, Belgium.
As we gathered for our meeting at the White House yesterday, JD Vance mentioned to us that he had never before visited the Oval Office. I told him and President Trump that I HAD to capture the moment on video. Only in America can a hardworking young man from Appalachia rise from his humble circumstances to enter the Oval for first time as VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. What a country! 🇺🇸
Hey @duolingo, my well-fed cat would like to complain about the correct option being marked incorrect here.
ALT Fill in the blank Je ne peux pas courir avec toi ce soir parce que j'ai… mal au dos une bouteille d'eau un gros chat (selected)
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Go back 20 years and tell me I’d soon have access to the sum of the world’s knowledge through my phone and I might believe you.
Go back 10 years and tell me I’d soon have the perfect comeback to an idiot on Twitter but decide it isn’t worth the hassle and I’d call you a liar.
Nice thing about having an unlimited cinema subscription is that I could go see that Trump film, and all it would cost me is my eternal soul.
