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Joined January 2015
Final Kicker Rankings for Week 7 🚨
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Less than 5 minutes into the Matthew Perry documentary and it’s already speaking to me. “It was about a guy who was sort of trying to distract everybody from how miserable he was all the time by being funny.”
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So, real talk again. I’m debating entering an alcohol treatment place tomorrow. If you have kicker questions between now and tomorrow afternoon, I’ll happily answer them. I’m sorry, I love helping you all, but I might have to help myself. Selfishly on the plus, I’d still be able to watch @gkittle46 and the 49ers. Kickers matter and so does your mental health. DeForest Buckner matters too. 😏 Literally me 👇
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226
19,654
Michael Hauff retweeted
Trade: The #Colts are trading 3-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the #49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @AdamSchefter. A reunion!! Now Buckner returns to SF, fortifying their defensive line.
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1,916,912
Michael Hauff retweeted
Waiver Wire Targets BEFORE Week 8: - Kaelon Black (CMC handcuff) - Jonah Coleman - Seth McGowen (Incase JT is traded) - Emmett Johnson (K9 handcuff) - Makai Lemon ⭐️ - Ryan Flournoy - Keenan Allen ⭐️ - Omar Cooper Jr - KC Concepcion - Antonio Williams - Chig Okonkwo ⭐️ - Michael Mayer - Terrance Ferguson
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524
90,480
Not to add to your paranoia @GioWFAN but there is a slight echo at times on mic. Then again, your Vikings are at the top of the NFL so maybe that’s part of the deal.
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It’s 9:15 - Let’s have a great Monday everybody!
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Michael Hauff retweeted
25 facts you NEED TO KNOW after Week 7:🚨🎙️⬇️ Garrett Wilson has received under 4 targets in ONLY 2 games in his entire career. Today we add a 3rd game to that list Only 3 players had a reception for the Buccaneers this week 2024 was the last time Sam LaPorta played in a game for the Lions and didn’t receive more than 2 targets Baker Mayfield only threw the ball 11 times while the offense scored 43 points Nico Collins hasn’t had a game with under 3 receptions and under 10 yards since his rookie season in 2021. He had 2 receptions for 6 yards this week With 17 rushing attempts this week + averaging 5.5 yards per carry + scoring a TD, today Blake Corum had the best game of his CAREER Jonah Coleman came off IR and received more opportunities than both JK Dobbins & RJ Harvey Bo Nix only has ONE game with more than 1 TD pass On 189 pass attempts Bo Nix is averaging 5.7 yards per pass Michael Wilson doesn’t have a single game with with under 7 targets this season Jordan Love has one week this SZN where he didn’t throw 2 TD passes Christian Watson has gone two weeks in a row without a TD. He scored 6 TDs in his first 5 games Josh Jacobs only had ONE game last season with 7 or more targets. He received 7 targets in his first game back this week 🎯 Jameson Williams had never scored 2 receiving TDs in a game before this season. He’s done it for 2 games in a row now 🔥 Matthew Stafford had 3+ TD passes in 53% of his games in 2025. He’s thrown 3+ TD passes in 43% of his games this SZN Kyren Williams had his most efficient rushing game of 2026 with 16 attempts + 6.2 yards per carry Among RBs with 75+ rushing attempts this season, Ashton Jeanty has the WORST YPC (3.2) 🤢 Ollie Gordon II has scored a TD for FOUR games in a row 🤯 Braelon Allen set a career high in targets Sunday (7). He also had the most efficient rushing game of his career when getting 10+ rushing attempts (6.1 Y/C) JJ McCarthy had NEVER played in an NFL game where he threw 20+ pass attempts AND also had a 70%+ completion percentage (he did Sunday) Malik Nabers has 51 targets over the last 4 weeks. He’s averaging 127 receiving yards per game over that stretch 📈 Extremely RARE game this week where CMC didn’t get at least 10+ rushing attempts. It’s only happened 5 times in a game since 2022 Justin Jefferson doesn’t have a single week with 10+ targets….. John Metchie III & Jalen Coker received equal targets (4) Darren Waller had the most receiving yards for the Panthers this week
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My Week 7 Fsntasy Kicker Recap 🚨 IT WAS NOT PRETTY, but we gotta be accountable. Streamers 👉 The Panthers didn’t let Ryan Fitzgerald get a FG attempt! Daniel Carlson - 4 points Matt Gay - 9 points Rankings 👉 Will Reichard, whom I had at 1, currently has the 2nd most points. 7 of the kickers I had in my Top 12 panned out. Back in the saddle to Week 8, stay tuned!
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Listen, I’m happy J.J. McCarthy played well. Heck, I was rooting for him! That said, do we have to go right to Sam Darnold comps? Dare I say, more than one start?
“Is JJ McCarthy the new Sam Darnold” @colincowherd & @JohnMiddlekauff on the Giants QB leading an upset over the Texans
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Michael Hauff retweeted
Quick Thoughts on EVERY TEAM that played on Sunday: 💭⬇️ Steelers - Why did Rodgers stop going to Germie? - The Steelers need to just make Warren the only guys touching the ball in that PIT backfield Saints - Tyler Shough has looked ROUGH lately - They need Travis Etienne Jr back ASAP - Juwan Johnson can’t be trusted in fantasy anymore - Can’t wait for Tyson to be healthy Every other team from Sunday below ⬇️
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For the people who hate kickers in fantasy, this is your week. 😅 Rough week!!
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This had trap game written all over it, but if you’d told me the 49ers would enter the bye at 6-1, I would’ve been thrilled. Rest up, get healthy, find a new kicker. #FTTB
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Deshaun Watson talking about character…
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When the 49ers trade for DeForest Buckner, they should ask for Spencer Shrader too.
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Eddy Pineiro is looking as reliable as Jake Moody. #FTTB
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The 49ers could use a WR.
Garrett Wilson letting Geno Smith hear it on the sideline. Wilson has 2 catches today with the game in the 4th quarter.
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Brock Purdy getting too cute for his own good on that interception.
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