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Looks like he’s gained two yards of pace.
❤️‍🩹🇺🇾 Gradually Manuel Ugarte is getting there.
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The World Cup players will be given extra time off before returning to their clubs. This is a good idea. I just hope they use this time as efficiently as I used to by carrying out essential household maintenance. I always thought it was important to get it done now, rather than allowing various issues to drag on into pre-season and then, god forbid, the season. I might text Jordan Henderson later to see what his plans are to clear out his gutters, see if he wants any advice.
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Congratulations to Spain on winning the 2026 World Cup. Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass… and then beat Argentina. That’s the type of football I can get behind.
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We should have done that vs. Argentina.
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Yet another example of the officials showing bias towards VARgentina. We have seen it in every game they’ve played and it’s completely tainted the World Cup. FIFA and Infantino have the Messi final they clearly wanted. Let’s hope Spain win on Sunday, otherwise the last month has been a complete waste of everyone’s time and money.
👀🇦🇷 Después de decir que esta vez el arbitraje no influyó, me pidieron revisar el partido con detalle y encontré esto. Enzo Fernández, autor del gol del empate de Argentina, no debió terminar el encuentro. Al minuto 3 lanzó un codazo en la nuca a un jugador inglés, sin ninguna posibilidad de disputar el balón. Si se hubiera aplicado el mismo rigor arbitral que vimos contra Suiza y Egipto, esa acción perfectamente pudo terminar en expulsión. Pero no solo no fue roja… ni siquiera fue amarilla. Minutos después, el mismo Enzo cortó un contragolpe de Inglaterra con una zancadilla al borde del área. ¿La sanción? Tampoco hubo amarilla. Desde el primer tiempo, Enzo debió estar expulsado. Si una acción así hubiera sido contra Messi, difícilmente el infractor se salvaría. Por cierto, guarden el video porque la FIFA los anda borrando.
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Hi @realDonaldTrump, please tell your guys to play fair and to remember our special relationship. Thanks, James.
The match officials for @FIFAWorldCup match 102 have been appointed. 🤝

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Anyone remember this account from back in the good old days of Twitter?
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Peter Crouch on meeting the original Ronaldo: “I met him in Ibiza. He was drinking beer & had an ashtray balanced on his belly. Every time he finished a drink, a supermodel brought him another. I thought: ‘He’s going to look at me and say Oh, you’re Crouch’ But he had no idea”
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98 seconds of madness. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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This is hilarious 😂
The Mexico manager calling Anthony Gordon over just to say “F*ck you!” 🤣 Easily my favourite video from last night 😭
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Mexicans trying to keep the England team awake last night. Not a good look for FIFA.
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Incredible scenes. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Never in doubt. It’s coming home. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I text Danny Welbeck to say that I have now set up X Subscriptions. He asked What does that mean? I told him It means I can give my followers more of an insight into the real BoringMilner. Danny replied saying That sounds amazing. I said Yeah I know. xitter.gq/BoringMilner/creator-s…
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Reminds me of the time I shipped 1,000kg of tea (PG Tips) to South Africa for the 2010 World Cup.
🚨 Norway’s national team shipped over 1,000kg of Norwegian food to the World Cup because they didn’t trust the food available in the United States. 😳🇳🇴 The delegation wanted players to stick to familiar meals and nutrition routines throughout the tournament, so they brought a huge supply of food from home. 🍽️ (Source: @valuetainment)
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It’s coming home. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Our @FIFAWorldCup campaign is up and running! 👏
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Is the country a fan of set-piece goals now then?
Our skipper is now level with @GaryLineker for goals scored at a @FIFAWorldCup for England! 🙌 @HKane
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Tottenham in the race for Tonali.
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Tottenham have joined the race for Sandro Tonali. 🇮🇹 The midfielder is a key target for Spurs as they look to strengthen their squad, with the club prepared to compete with both Arsenal and Manchester City for his signature. De Zerbi is understood to view Tonali as a cornerstone of his long-term project in North London. 👀 (Source: @FabrizioRomano)
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I bet Scotland is buzzing right now, beating a football powerhouse like Haiti 1-0 is the stuff dreams are made of.
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Brazil v Morocco at 11PM. The kick-off times are killing this World Cup and no one can convince me otherwise.
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