I'm here on the internet, so that's a thing. This is twitter so I'm like 40% serious as best.
Joined January 2013
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TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
Tonight is a big night for ISC Competitive #MechWarrior! Tune into twitch.tv/mwoleagues for 228 Death from Below vs MS Craw Dads at 10pm eastern. 228 Black Watch vs 228 Snacc Watch is happening at the same time! #esports @MechWarriorF2P @CompMwo
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
Female body wash is the beat bruh... it be like “coconut milk and jasmine featuring the hydrating power of vanilla oats and vagina juice”
Our shit be like “SOAP... wash ya ass nigga”
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
Show some love for the @228IBR in this year’s 2018 World Championships. Starting with our very own Wild Ones vs. Isen @ 10:30pm EST. tonight on Twitch: mechwarrior.com/mechcon/tour… @PiranhaGames @RjBass3 @NoGutsNoGalaxy @MechWarriorF2P @Paul_Inouye @russ_bullock @Needa_Pickle
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
a lot of things in life are unpredictable. but not the skittle under the fridge. it just sits there. and i just watch it
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
"Fix the Game."
This is a phrase we’ve been hearing a lot lately. So today, we’re announcing a new campaign entirely focused on addressing bugs, quality-of-life improvements, and fundamental performance improvements.
Learn more: fix.pubg.com
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
UPDATE: Republicans rejected our motion to adjourn until Monday so senators could read the bill they just introduced.
RT If you think senators should have time to read a bill that affects every single American.
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
CS:GO players want the maximum salaries and best treatment at events yet don't seem to appreciate that there is a cost. That means streaming hours, media obligations and fan sessions.
Can't handle it? Go play in tier 2 for a smaller team and for less money.
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
As a side note — Seriously, don’t use work email for personal stuff, it gets flagged as outgoing spam and dumped in my fucking filter queue.
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
linux folk, want to have nightmares? look at all the exciting options in the hdparm manpage
linux.die.net/man/8/hdparm
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
At vegas hacker cons?
skip your shower?
Go home.
No second chances.
fuck off, go home.
Learn to be a fucking adult.
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
Here at @United Airlines, our friendly new customer service representative is here to help you disembark quickly and efficiently.
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
The first time you configure Windows event logging vine.co/v/5qQE5xuuv32
TheFoxyShortBus retweeted
sorry all. current #AWSdown brought down Downdetector.com. We're curled up on the floor in a fetal position until its over
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.@MikeIsaac An 8-hour outage in the cloud is better than a business-ending server failure running software nobody supports