As I’m ordering Taco Bell, two girls discussing the diarrhea thing and one girl says well we can’t live in fear, just let it be, and i thought that was beautiful
Is there an @uber outage in Chicago? Can’t get a ride to an address or registered company in the city limits?
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C - Willson Contreras
1B - Schwindel
2B - Madrigal/Hoerner
SS - Simmons/Hoerner
3B - Patrick Wisdom
LF - Ian Happ
CF - Hermosillo/Ortega
RF - Seiya Suzuki
Other OFs: Frazier Velazquez, Ramirez, Heyward, Deichmann.
Cubs still have work to do.
Get degree in Game Systems engineering, efficiency is key. Get job in web application and system development, everything is JSON . Wtf... trying to make JSON efficient, no...
#SoftwareEngineer no.
I saw this picture today and definitely thought that it was Will Ferrell in #EuroVision
How many times has #Cyberbug2077 crashed on you? 4 times in 3 hours is a bit much on a PS5.
Not confusing at all
The #stlcards roadmap for Sunday, acknowledging that the Brewers exist, is below. I have unspooled as far as I can unspool. If this is not correct, I am not capable of being correct. Enjoy!
Tuesday: file bankruptcy for the XFL Wednesday: get placed on the presidents council of advisors to restart the economy. The life of Vince McMahon
Never seen anybody this double jointed in my life @TheDivisionGame this bounty dude must be in the circus.
@TheDivisionGame Does the virus do it to these dues cause this guy has it too.
When you thought #TheInterview was just a movie but then Kim Jong-un is really honey-dicking our president at the moment. @SethRoganTV called it
Shout out to #Playstation, got Persona 4 Golden the otherday, now its on sale for $22 less, they credited my PSN account for the difference!
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Let's go to work... #JackRyan
#dunkindonuts shorted me munchkin, time to rage on social media. I know it's ridiculous, but at least it's not political! #sofurious
Now it's time for all the patriots fans to go jerk off on their Tom Brady shrines. Magnificent comeback! #SuperBowl2017
It seems like my number one use of my phone lately is checking my beard for food after meals. #beard #beardlife #worthit










