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Zachary Nelson

@TheGuardian45

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell. I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well. Lions, and Tigers, and Wings, oh my! #Hail #YNWA #PawsUp🐾

 Chattanooga, TN
Joined February 2010
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I wanna bathe in the light of this tweet for days
Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) profile pictureNick Baumgardner@nickbaumgardner10h
For the first time this century: I'd like to personally welcome Ohio State Football to the Reality section of College Football. Your season is over. It's November 7.
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Intent To Deceive@nezzy2110h
Lanning probably has their signals
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Oh sweet baby Jesus that’s the good stuff Oregon
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Bro I think Ohio state just flat out sucks ass lol. How they late Dylan Raiola just lead that TD drive lol
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BYU you absolute dumbasses
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All time banger
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
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ROLE MODELS turns 18 today. The film was originally developed under the title BIG BROTHERS, but after its original director left the project, David Wain came aboard and Paul Rudd, Ken Marino and Wain essentially rebuilt the screenplay from scratch.
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It’s hilarious to me that boomers learned the phrase “Sharia Law” 25 years ago and have made it their life’s work to weave it into every possible conversation on a daily Basis ever since lol
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Mark@MarktheNomadNov 3
I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in. I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed literally hundreds of times using fake names and dead people My name is Jason Beck and I’m the offensive coordinator for the Michigan Wolverines. Please arrest me/force me to resign
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