John Thompson 🌻

I used to say I work from home. But I have come to the realization, that I live at work.😬🙄🤔

Wathcing HBO's Larnterns and saw the most amazing thing. I am not finding anyone talk about it. There is scene where John Stewart is sketching Will Macon. And I notice a scar on the character's chest. It's a chemo port scar. Looks like mine. I felt seen. ty. @garretdillahunt

Thinking of leaving X. Convince me to stay.

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8️⃣ Twittle users embraced unity, creating a more inclusive online world. 🌐🤝 #StrongerTogether

7️⃣ Users turned their backs on Elon McMonkey McBean and his machines. 🙅‍♀️🚫 #GoodbyeMcBean

6️⃣ Twittle users realized their value wasn't defined by Blue Check Marks. 🌟💡 #TrueWorth

5️⃣ Endless cycle of adding and removing Blue Check Marks began. 🔄🤯 #CheckMarkChaos

4️⃣ Original Blue Check users were upset, paid to remove their marks. 😠❌ #LostStatus

3️⃣ Unmarked users rejoiced and paid for their new Blue Check Marks. 🥳✅ #NewlyVerified

2️⃣ Elon McMonkey McBean arrived, bought Twittle, and offered Blue Check Marks for a fee. 💸🔵 #CheckMarkForSale

1️⃣ In Twittle, Blue Check Marked users felt superior to Unmarked ones. 🏆👥 #TwittleDivide

3 of 3 We always believed in you, @Lj_era8. But we're tired of the strain you're putting on the team's goals of winning because you can't get what you want. Don't lose your fan base, and remember where you came from. #BaltimoreRavens #FanBase #Goals

2 of 3 When you go to that new city that pays you, they're going to expect a lot from you. We loved you for your energy and drive, but comparing your contract to one given by the Cleveland Browns is crazy. Stay humble and stay home. #RavensNation #StayHumble #StayHome

1 of 3 Hey @Lj_era8, I know you probably won't read this, but as one of your fans, I have to say something. We want to see you get paid well. You deserve it, and we're excited to see you succeed in your career! #LamarJackson #NFL #PayDay

We measure Presidents by their first 100 days. Today marks 69 days for @elonmusk which seems more appropriate. How do you think he’s doing? Maybe a poll is in order.