@TheJakeChristie

curator of the Museum of Twitter | host/producer of @MCUniversityPod | he/him | Protect Trans Kids University

 Queens via Punta Gorda FL
youtube.com/@museumoftwitter
Joined July 2011
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if you Venmo me a dollar, I’ll read your tweet like it’s a museum entry.
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Welcome to the bathroom - Museum of Twitter #0841
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this is already foreboding thinking about New York, but if you read it as NEWARK Penn Station? a chill comes over you
averyluna333
@lucky_chairOct 26
Lead us not in to penn station
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genuinely why be a conscious human being if you’re going to outsource shit like this to AI? like, would you prefer to be a sea sponge at the bottom of the ocean, having no thoughts, merely filtering nutrients from the seawater?
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@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Jason Witten being top 5 all-time in a bunch of important stats is an affront to God
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hope all the Dems unwilling to support AES know they’re standing shoulder to shoulder with this guy
Bulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsOct 25
Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."
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lotta people who think of themselves as “part of the Resistance” willing to be on the same side as blood and soil nationalism because god forbid someone not want to support your favorite apartheid state
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If I’m not the first person to vote for AOC in a Dale Sr. hat, I’d like to meet whoever beat me to it
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special) - Museum of Twitter #0840
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love that baseball’s way of figuring out if a dude swung or not is by asking an ump 90+ feet awar who doesn’t even have a straight-on angle
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Texas is inventing new ways to fuck up on special teams
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I could tattoo the words “The show is called the Museum of Twitter” on my forehead, and every comment would still call it the Twitter Hall of Fame.
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Trump is getting rid of FAFSA? / So Lindor is still gonna be good - Museum of Twitter #0839
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thinking about this moment again. I really can’t emphasize how much of an utter dismantling it was
Jake Christie@TheJakeChristie12 Jul 2023
the most devastated anyone has ever been is when my older brother wore a backwards hat to the dinner table and my dad said, “What’s up, Scooter?” and then only called him Scooter (or Scoot) until he took it off
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I think an important piece of context to know is that my dad didn’t do this out of a, like, “No hats at the dinner table!!!” rule. I don’t come from that type of family. No, he did it just because he wanted to make fun of him lmao
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zoe 🐳@jaygardinersOct 23
would you still love me if i was a whale
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You just created a million Charlie Kirks - Museum of Twitter #0838
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Then he becomes Itty Bitty Blas
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pitch: an obscure Star Wars character who loses a lot of weight called GLP Shitto
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I still maintain that AIR should’ve had a scene where Ben Affleck as Phil Knight walks into his son’s room and says, “Kid, what are you doing moving your toys and taking pictures of them?”
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I cannot believe that worked #TNF
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