Jesus after everyone left the last supper #CelebrityTraitorsUK

People talk about the traitors on #CelebrityTraitors lacking strategy, but the woods selection of 3 conscientious big-personality middle-aged men and a young woman to end up with a predictable shield selection was lowkey one of the most genius things I’ve seen traitors pull off?

I feel like with Hannah’s persistent Jerry-voting alongside “don’t banish the smart people and end up with weak faithfuls”, she’s actually sussed that the best faithful tactic is “banish stupid faithfuls” but she didn’t wanna say it out loud #CelebrityTraitors

We’re actually the best team in the world aren’t we? #ENGESP

Surely the most absurd use of the word “performative” than has ever been or will ever be written.

Exhausting take.

I don’t get how Ted Lasso has all these British actors and none of them pointed out that Brits don’t pronounce “cliques” as “clicks”

Save the cheerleader save the world #HaydenPannetiere 😢

I can’t decide what’s suffered more as an entertainment form over the past two hours out of music or football #WorldCupFinal

Wayne Rooney is all of us #WorldCupFinal

Sorry but if you’re not rooting for Nigel Farage to be beaten by Count Binface purely because Count Binface is a bit cringe, you’re missing the point of why it would be so good for Nigel Farage to be beaten by Count Binface.

Mad that Germany, Spain and Italy are ALL still yet to win a knockout match at the World Cup since winning the tournament.

Cape Verde > Valverde

VAR: Don’t worry Qatar, we’ve done the check no one asked for and it was outside the box. No penalty for Canada, free kick and red card El Amin. Qatar:

The problem with this 48-team World Cup is everyone’s too similar in quality. No one can beat each other. Needs expanding to 64 so that there’s beatable teams like New Caledonia or Bolivia or Italy.

“Way too many teams from weaker continents at this World Cup, it’s basically just European and South American teams that have a chance” European and South American teams so far: P7 W1 D3 L3

Great idea. South America don’t have many teams, they could just have a competitive league where everyone plays each other home and away. Oh wait…

Couple of interesting friendly results for all the “what’s the point of the World Cup group stage it’s just gonna be a load of 8-0” crowd

People who think the performance of Reform against “Keir Starmer’s Labour” in Greater Manchester are a good indicator of how they’d do against “Andy Burnham” in the same area are really missing the point.