Funcle the Monkey King (@TheKingFuncle) profile picture
Joined October 2022
Funcle the Monkey King retweeted
Now Gunther is arguing with Grok about whether Mike Pence is a traitor What an absolutely incredible time to be alive
Gunther Eagleman earnestly arguing with Grok about whether the 2020 election was stolen is the wholesome content I didn’t know I needed
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Funcle the Monkey King retweeted
Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs. Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082 Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden. That probably means it should be public info.
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Funcle the Monkey King retweeted
Fundrise CEO Ben Miller wants to put billions into Anthropic & OpenAI through retail investors:⁣ ⁣ "We have 2,000,000 customers at Fundrise. Most of them never heard of Anthropic until like three weeks ago."⁣ ⁣ "Our job is to be the bridge."
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Fundrise CEO Ben Miller (@BenMillerise) on why VCX trades at a premium:⁣ ⁣ "If you wanted to get shares in these companies, normally you'd be paying a higher fee ... 2 and 20."⁣ ⁣ "You can get shares in arguably the best private companies in the world without paying any carried interest."
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Fundrise CEO Ben Miller (@BenMillerise) on why the old IPO playbook is dead:⁣ ⁣ "The weighted average growth rate of public tech companies last year was 25%. The weighted average growth rate for our portfolio was 193%."⁣ ⁣ "Companies don't go public until they're really mature—or if ever."
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Funcle the Monkey King retweeted
Massive catalyst for $VCX! 🚀 OpenAI just hit an incredible $852B valuation & $24B annualized revenue. Since VCX holds a major stake, this explosive growth directly validates their portfolio and fuels NAV upside! 🌐💰 @fundrise #VCX #OpenAI #AI #StockMarket #Investing #Fundrise
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Funcle the Monkey King retweeted
Where is the Sharmuta where is @Mashinsky ???
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Funcle the Monkey King retweeted
A former @CelsiusNetwork employee sent me a file of Alex @Mashinsky's Celsius transaction history dating back to 2018. Sharing it here: tiffanyfong.substack.com/p/a…
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