The Library Louse

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"I can't believe America did XYZ!" This is a nation of people who exclusively dry wipe their asses. What did you expect?

My cat and I are fucking foul. He makes me pick his eye boogers so he can eat them, and in return I make him sniff my clothes to see if they're good to hang back up.

Excuse me Interesting Facts, but what the hell were your writers smoking when they came up with this title?

@alisonsandy & @7NewsAustralia Ghislaine Danlois is incredible. The fact that she's gone through what she has breaks my heart. Is there any way that we can financially assist? Nothing would make me happier than being able to contribute to easing her burden.

Think about it though: 50 First Dates would be a banger of an anime.

Literally nothing makes me happier than when my families stop referring to me as "teacher" and start having their kids call me "auntie." As an indigenous woman that makes my heart just explode.

"Are you done with this apple?" "Yes, I've switched to chips."

STEM programming Librarians, I have a question for you! What kind of robotics kits do you use with your tweens and teens? I'm looking for something that can be controlled with Python, ideally, but am not opposed to learning Arduino. Budget is $500 or less.

Fucking. Legend.

I am so dedicated to this field that I'm considering selling feet pics to make ends meet so I can stay in it. #LibraryLife

Humans are just water balloons with leaks.

Emotions must be the natural foil we endure to sit at the top of the food chain.

Cat and I are both sat on the couch eating margarine on bread. A game I lost interest in is idling on the TV. Neither of us have made any move to turn it off or acquire healthier food. To be fair, he doesn't have opposable thumbs. But still.

Does anyone have resources for purchasing juv books in world languages? Most of what I'm finding, when I'm finding anything, are English titles, just translated. That's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for authentic stories from around the world in their native languages.

Who am I hurting tho?

I don't want to go to work today. That's it. That's the whole tweet.

@AMorbidPodcast @ Ash

Then: You look so great! You've lost a lot of weight! Me: Thank you, it's the bulimia! 😊 Them: 😱 Exactly. Stop commenting on people's weight unless you *know* they're actively working towards a specific goal.

Why don't bars have claw machines????????????????