While the rest of the world is celebrating Halloween, Paris is preparing for The Purge. ππ«π·π¨
MbappΓ© laughs at a meme on a podcast.
Sponsors drop him 24 hours later.
People are now hoarding his water bottles like holy relics.
What a timeline. ππ
Forget Bitcoin, I'm investing in banned MbappΓ© water. ππ
Snakes have two penises, and kangaroos have three vaginas.
Which explains why so many snake/kangaroo marriages end in divorce. π
The biggest hater in the animal kingdom. π©΄π
Every male snake in a 50-mile radius just felt that pain. π
I had to replay that 3 times to make sure. ππ
βBro, why did you suddenly get into bouldering?β
Me: ...
βBring your kid to work dayβ hits different in North Korea. ππ
"One day, sweetie, all of these missiles will be yours." π




















