Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris) header
Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris) profile picture

Beloved by tens of followers. Voted most likely to be the reason why we can’t have nice things.

Joined January 2009
Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)Photo by Mike Harris (@TheMikeHarris)
Woke up today so deep in TX that I can almost see Mexico by flamboyant hotel staff who, after apologizing for their broken (but now state-mandated) Spanish, demanded I surrender the Gideon’s Bible, my gun and $800 to pay for other guests. This is Talarico’s America.
2
9
799
If there’s a truly just cosmic force, Iowa State will push the game-winning FG slightly wide right.
1
20
727
I generally like Tim Brando but god this game has been tough to listen to.
7
1
58
3,060
The good news about the weather not cooperating with trick-or-treating tonight is that I have like $50 of untouched candy just waiting to be stress eaten.
10
490
I like that the receiving corps’ game tonight is apparently to work its way through the entirety of “Thriller”.
1
27
985
The goalposts in that end zone are cursed.
47
795
OK but when will we get Jerrod Johnson: A Witness to History?
Yesterday was the power poll. Today I'm happy to say that we've resurrected the OP Pick'Em as well. orangepower.net/pickem #gopokes #big12
2
12
1,017
Learning in realtime that I also share a birthday with Eric Morris. But if it’s Eric’s birthday too, then yes.
Replying to @TheMikeHarris
Wait so you're telling me that Eric Morris shares a birthday with Frank Eaton?
3
18
754
Happy birthday, Frank. #okstate
2
2
59
893
If this announcer says “peanut punch” or “punch” one more time so help me god…
1
16
604
This absolutely isn’t meant as a sleight to Colorado but it is absolutely jarring to me every time I’m reminded that the Buffs won a natty during my lifetime.
2
14
1,146
It’s only fitting for homecoming that OSU is reviving its greatest tradition - making opposing unknown QBs look like Heisman contenders.
2
5
91
2,449
Hey man were you aware that Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley were roommates at Texas?
Does anyone know if Mestemaker and Coleman have known each other for a long time or not?
6
5
73
2,074
I feel like the answer is obvious but like… what does the club do?
My yearly chance I can brag on my sister and that she started the club as a joke with her roommate Who’d have though an Ag school would would love butter so much
There's a new version of this post
1
4
115
For the third year in a row, the #OKState Butter Churning Club’s submission to the annual homecoming sign competition is a banger. It’s got a verbal pun. It’s got a visual pun. It has a Pistol Pete that’s off just enough for you to tell it was drawn freehand. It’s perfect.
3
11
3
221
17,718
Also be sure to vote for the Butter Churning Club in the fan favorite category! okstatealumni.org/s/860/18/h…
3
422
Just saw the yearbook from my senior year of high school in an antique store and not entirely sure how to feel about that.
1
5
319
Let’s go get drunk and watch that Elizabeth Holmes documentary.
3
17
639
How is OSU so good at 2-point conversions and so pedestrian otherwise in the red zone
2
78
1,275